Design Memes

The Boeing boardroom meeting meme perfectly captures what happens when corporate priorities clash with engineering safety! The boss asks why their 737 MAX had critical safety failures, and we get three classic responses: denial ("We did nothing wrong"), acknowledgment ("Poor Maintenance"), and the brutal truth bomb ("We cut costs and quality for profit"). That last guy gets the death stare for daring to speak the engineering truth! 😂 This is a brilliant satire of how engineering ethics sometimes get yeeted out the window when profit margins enter the chat. In engineering, there's a saying: "Good, fast, cheap - pick two." Looks like someone decided "cheap" was non-negotiable!

Ever see those carefully designed holes in structural beams? They're not just for decoration! The structural engineer spent FOUR WHOLE DAYS designing those perfect penetrations for pipes and wires to pass through. Then the building services engineer comes along and says "Nah, I'll just route this pipe AROUND the beam instead!" The photo shows the pipe completely missing the available hole, running alongside the beam instead. It's like watching someone use a hammer to screw in a lightbulb when there's a perfectly good screwdriver RIGHT THERE! This is why structural engineers develop eye twitches by age 40. Construction coordination fails are the engineering equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot!

The only screw head shown is the Torx—and it's labeled "the fan favorite." Meanwhile, all the other boxes are empty with personality types like "Made to be hated" and "The gremlin." This is basically the engineering equivalent of zodiac signs. Every engineer has a visceral reaction to different fastener types that borders on religious fervor. Phillips heads strip at the slightest provocation, flat heads were clearly designed by someone who hates humanity, and don't get me started on those proprietary Apple screws. The Torx truly is the chosen one—providing actual grip without shredding your screwdriver or your sanity. Engineers will fight to the death over this stuff while normal people back slowly out of the room.

Every mechanical engineer's origin story involves Thanos-level inevitability—the moment they acquire their first 3D printer. It's like a cosmic law of engineering evolution: degree obtained → job secured → printer purchased → unlimited power . Suddenly, every household problem becomes an opportunity for custom-designed solutions. That random kitchen drawer organizer? Obsolete. The perfectly functional phone stand? Inadequate. The universe (and your apartment) shall be rebuilt, one PLA filament layer at a time. Resistance is futile.