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The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

Chemistry teachers and their dramatic safety warnings. "Touch these two chemicals and the entire building explodes!" Meanwhile, you're just standing there wondering if mixing baking soda and vinegar for the 47th time counts as groundbreaking research. The lab safety speech is basically a horror movie trailer narrated by someone who's seen too many accidents with bunsen burners. Reality check: most chemistry is disappointingly non-explosive. That cartoon dog in PPE has the right idea—casual indifference is the true mark of a seasoned chemist.

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The periodic table's most dysfunctional family reunion! Three heavy metals, three very different personalities. Thallium's the psychopath with a vendetta against all living things - it's so toxic that even handling it can kill you. Lead's the methodical murderer offering options: take a bullet at high speed or slowly poison yourself through contaminated water. And then there's Bismuth, the adorable misfit who's just happy to be included despite mainly being known for making Pepto-Bismol and rainbow-colored crystals that look like they belong at a hippie gift shop. Chemistry really is just spicy personality disorders!

When organic chemistry meets Photoshop! The meme cleverly illustrates isomerism—specifically cis and trans configurations—using human anatomy instead of molecular bonds. In chemistry, these terms describe how atoms are arranged on opposite sides ( trans ) or same side ( cis ) of a double bond. Here, the person's limbs have been digitally rearranged to show this spatial relationship. The right image shows limbs crossing the central axis—just like substituents in a trans isomer would cross the carbon-carbon double bond. Chemistry students everywhere are having flashbacks to drawing chair conformations and Newman projections right now!

Ever had that existential crisis when you realize chemistry is just atoms teaching atoms about atoms? The human brain—a collection of atoms—somehow evolved to understand itself, write textbooks about itself, and then have emotional breakdowns about how weird that is. Meanwhile, that report isn't writing itself. But how can you focus on documenting the oxidation states of transition metals when you're busy contemplating the cosmic irony that you—a meat puppet made of atoms—are supposed to explain atoms to other meat puppets made of atoms? No wonder students and researchers alike find themselves in this spiral of atomic self-reference instead of finishing their damn work.