Spongebob Memes

Ever notice how 100° means completely different things depending on which temperature scale you're using? At 100°C, SpongeBob is literally on fire because water boils and humans cook. At 100°F, it's just a sweaty summer day where you complain about the heat but still go to the beach. Meanwhile, at 100K, SpongeBob is frozen solid because that's a chilly -173°C where even nitrogen is liquid. The monster at the top? That's climate change coming for us all while we argue about which temperature scale makes more sense. Pro tip: stick with Kelvin in the lab unless you want your colleagues to mock you at conferences.

Everyone entering physics: "I want to do theoretical physics!" Squidward's deadpan "How Original..." is basically every physics professor who's heard this a thousand times! 😂 But wait—"and string theory"—now we've reached peak freshman ambition! String theory is that sexy, mysterious field where 11-dimensional strings might explain everything in the universe... or nothing at all, depending who you ask! It's the physics equivalent of saying "I want to be a rockstar" when you've just learned to play 'Hot Cross Buns' on the recorder. Dream big, little theoretical fish! Just maybe learn some quantum mechanics first?

The meme references the infamous "Demon Core" incident at Los Alamos National Laboratory. In 1946, physicist Louis Slotin was performing a criticality experiment on a plutonium core (nicknamed the "Demon Core" after causing a previous fatality) when his screwdriver slipped, causing a prompt critical reaction. He received a lethal dose of radiation and died nine days later. The SpongeBob characters' expressions perfectly capture that split-second realization when you've just initiated a nuclear disaster with your hand tools. Nothing says "career-limiting move" quite like irradiating yourself and your colleagues because you decided safety protocols were more like safety suggestions. Fun fact: Slotin was nicknamed the "chief armorer of the United States" for his work assembling cores. Turns out screwdrivers and fissile material don't mix well. Who knew?