Stability Memes

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Wasted Tuition Fee

Wasted Tuition Fee
That moment when years of mechanical engineering education crashes into a 9-year-old's flawless logic. The kid's argument about three-legged chairs having "one less direction to fall in" is both hilariously wrong and yet has that weird ring of confidence that makes you question your entire degree. Meanwhile, your brain is frantically calculating stability moments, center of gravity, and static equilibrium just to prove a child wrong. Four years and $100,000 in student loans, and you're being intellectually challenged by someone whose biggest achievement this week was beating level 7 in Minecraft. The equations floating around your head won't save you from this existential crisis.

Avg Ionic Bond Enjoyer

Avg Ionic Bond Enjoyer
It's electron donation time! Sodium's out here looking for that sweet stability with its lonely outer electron, while chlorine's desperate for just one more to complete its shell. Then BAM! They hook up and form the ultimate power couple - table salt! 💪 What makes this relationship work? Pure electrostatic attraction, baby! Sodium goes positive (Na+), chlorine goes negative (Cl-), and they're drawn together like teenagers to TikTok. The result? NaCl crystals forming a perfect lattice structure that's literally the foundation of your french fries' flavor. Chemistry pickup line of the day: "Are you made of sodium and chlorine? Because you're clearly a salt-y match!"

Ain't Gonna Split That One Anytime Soon

Ain't Gonna Split That One Anytime Soon
Checking on your proton after 10 35 years is the ultimate long-term relationship status. The meme brilliantly plays on the mind-boggling stability of protons, which have a theoretical half-life exceeding 10 33 years according to some Grand Unified Theories. That's roughly a trillion trillion trillion times the current age of the universe! Talk about commitment issues—even subatomic particles outperform us. The disappointment in finding zero evolution after waiting longer than the universe has existed is nuclear physics humor at its finest. Next time someone calls you impatient, just remind them you're not waiting around for proton decay.