Pride Month Radioactivity: The Subatomic Dating Scene

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Pride Month Radioactivity: The Subatomic Dating Scene

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Holy radioactive hilarity, Batman! This is what happens when subatomic particles throw a pride parade! 🌈☢️

This masterpiece of scientific satire reimagines nuclear physics through the lens of gender and sexuality, creating the most fabulous periodic table you'll never find in a real textbook. Protons are straight men? Electrons are straight women? And neutrons are bisexual because they're "happy either with protons or neutrons"?

The creator even went full mad scientist with beta decay, where neutrons transform into protons by emitting electrons (β- decay) or protons become neutrons by emitting positrons (β+ decay). Here they're rebranded as sexuality conversions with the scientific accuracy of a potato battery!

The fusion reaction bit with "consuming Zyns" is particularly inspired nonsense. If your chemistry professor showed this slide, you'd either get an immediate PhD or be asked to leave the university forever. No in-between!

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