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Behold! The perfect visualization of academic amnesia in its natural habitat! These skeletons aren't just anatomically correct—they're emotionally correct too! The progressive memory loss from "exam" to "homework" to "what homework?" represents the exact moment your prefrontal cortex decides to pack its bags and go on vacation. It's the cognitive equivalent of watching your last functioning neuron wave goodbye while sipping a piña colada! Your hippocampus isn't storing memories—it's storing excuses!

From fearless to fearful in just a century! The 1925 chemist (buff doge) casually mouth-pipetting sulfuric acid (H₂SO₄) - an incredibly dangerous, highly corrosive acid that can dissolve metal and cause severe chemical burns. Meanwhile, the modern chemist (small doge) panics over a single drop of extremely dilute (0.00001M) acetic acid on their glove - basically vinegar so weak you could practically drink it. Safety standards have evolved from "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" to "help, I might have encountered a molecule!" The concentration difference is particularly hilarious - it's like being terrified of a water pistol after your grandpa swam with sharks.

This is peak mathematical humor right here! The stick figure is dreaming about a pie, which is a brilliant visual pun on the mathematical constant π (pi). The title "Breaking News! Π Is Imaginary" is a mathematical double-entendre that would make Euler snort coffee through his nose. In math, "imaginary" numbers are a specific concept (like the square root of -1), but here π is literally "imaginary" because it exists only in the stick figure's imagination as an actual pie. The nerdy beauty of this joke is that π is definitely a real number (3.14159...), not an imaginary one, making this mathematical "fake news" that would send the math community into chaos if true!

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The perfect collision of dairy and particle physics! Someone innocently asks where to find large containers of flavored Quark (a popular European dairy product) and gets told to "Try CERN" - you know, just the world's largest particle physics laboratory where they study actual quarks, the fundamental particles of matter! The commenter even throws in a physics joke about "up and down flavor" quarks being cheaper than the exotic varieties. The poster's delayed "Oh I get it now" moment is the cherry on top of this delicious scientific wordplay sundae!

Imagine Sir Isaac Newton having an existential crisis after formulating his First Law of Motion. "Objects at rest stay at rest unless acted upon by an external force" sounds profound until you realize it's basically saying "stuff doesn't move unless you move it." The meme shows Newton as this hulking, muscular figure looking utterly dejected—like he spent years developing calculus and revolutionary physics only to arrive at what seems like the most obvious conclusion in history. It's the scientific equivalent of spending a decade writing a thesis only to conclude that water is, in fact, wet.