Canada Memes

The perfect flowchart for Canada's commitment to measurement indecision. Speed? Metric. Your height? Imperial. Cooking temperature? Fahrenheit. Pool temperature? Celsius. Distance to work? Kilometers. Distance to that place you're visiting? "About 2 hours away." This is what happens when you share a border with the only major country still using imperial measurements but technically adopted the metric system in the 1970s. Scientists call this phenomenon "systematic measurement schizophrenia" and it's terminal, I'm afraid.