Flowchart Memes

The math trauma is REAL! This flowchart perfectly captures why calculus students everywhere develop eye twitches when facing integration problems. On the left, differentiation is this beautiful, straightforward process. Apply a rule, check if you're done, and boom—problem solved! It's like following a recipe where you actually have all the ingredients. But integration? That right panel is pure mathematical chaos! You start with good intentions, trying integration by parts or substitution, but quickly spiral into a nightmare of question marks, obscure theorems, and eventually "WHAT THE HECK IS A BESSEL FUNCTION??" before reaching the final solution: phone a mathematician or "BURN THE EVIDENCE" of your failed attempts. No wonder they say integration is an art—it's like trying to paint a masterpiece while blindfolded and spinning in circles! And sometimes the only way out is Mathematica or destroying all proof you ever attempted the problem in the first place.

When mathematicians design sexuality tests, they cut straight to the logical core! This flowchart brilliantly reduces sexual orientation to a simple equality comparison: if x (your gender) equals y (gender you're attracted to), then congratulations—you've mathematically proven yourself gay! The elegance of this algorithm would make computer scientists weep with joy. It's Boolean logic meets human sexuality in the most gloriously reductive way possible. Who needs complex psychological assessments when you can solve for gay with a single conditional statement?

The calculus betrayal is real! Left side shows differentiation as this beautiful, organized flowchart where you just apply some rules and—boom—you're done. Meanwhile, integration is this chaotic nightmare maze that eventually leads to "BURN THE EVIDENCE" and desperate "PHONE CALLS TO MATHEMATICIANS." Every math student knows this pain. Differentiation: "Here's your answer, have a nice day!" Integration: "What's a Bessel function? Should I install Mathematica? Is this partial fractions or some Riemann voodoo?" No wonder we all tried working backwards from the multiple choice answers on exams! Pro tip: if your integration strategy includes "burn the evidence," you're doing authentic mathematics.