It Was Always Called Science

Classic King Ghidorah meme showing evolution of scientific papers. The first two fierce dragon heads represent the intimidating X-axis and Y-axis in research papers, while the derpy third head is the poor Gemini symbol (∽) that represents the control group. Control groups never get the spotlight despite being crucial to the experimental design. That third head is basically every control experiment ever - essential but forgotten when the exciting results come in!

The molecular mockery is strong with this one! The meme shows ATP (adenosine triphosphate) throwing shade at ADP (adenosine diphosphate) for only having two phosphate groups instead of three. It's basically the cellular energy currency flexing on its depleted counterpart! 💪 ATP is the molecular MVP that powers nearly every biological process in your cells. When it loses a phosphate group, it becomes ADP - still important but with less energy-giving potential. It's like comparing a fully charged battery to one at 30% - both are batteries, but one's clearly superior for powering your late-night TikTok binges! The "Adenosine Triphosphate Gang" signature is the perfect biochemical flex. And don't even get them started on the monophosphates... those poor single-phosphate molecules are basically the energy equivalent of spare change found in your couch cushions!

Electricity's spiciest family drama! The Amp is literally stuck in a circuit with Ohm giving resistance from above while desperately calling on its stepbrother Volt for help. This is basically Ohm's Law (V=IR) reimagined as an electrical soap opera where voltage, current, and resistance are caught in a dysfunctional relationship. The Amp needs more voltage to overcome the resistance, but Ohm is just sitting there being all resistive and judgmental. Every electrical engineer has flashbacks to this exact scenario during troubleshooting!

Every budding scientist starts somewhere! The classic childhood experiment of "let's see what happens if I mix random household items together" is practically a rite of passage. Nothing says "future biochemist" quite like throwing cooking oil, water, sour milk, and a 9V battery into a microwave and calling it a "life creation experiment." The parents' concerned "whatcha got there?" perfectly captures that moment when adults realize they should probably childproof the kitchen cabinets... and possibly the entire house. Pro tip: This is exactly how Mary Shelley got her idea for Frankenstein. Minus the microwave. And the smoothie excuse.

Public perception: "Nuclear waste will melt your face off if you get within 50 feet!" Reality: Engineer giving storage cask a loving pat like it's a loyal pet. "Who's a good containment vessel? YOU ARE!" Those massive concrete and steel casks are so overengineered they could probably survive a direct meteor strike. Meanwhile, people freak out about nuclear power while happily inhaling coal plant emissions that actually WILL kill you. The irony is radioactive!

Tesla's grand vision of wireless electricity transmission got hijacked by AirPods! The genius who dreamed of powering cities wirelessly is watching us celebrate the freedom from... headphone cords. Talk about missing the forest for the trees! His Wardenclyffe Tower was supposed to beam energy across continents, but instead we're just beaming Spotify to our ears. Classic case of "you were so close" in technological evolution. Somewhere in the great beyond, Tesla is both crying and slow-clapping at our priorities.