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Don't Ignore The Rules Of Physics

Don't Ignore The Rules Of Physics
The eternal battle between physics education and stubborn human intuition visualized in one perfect graph! The meme beautifully captures how despite Galileo dropping objects from the Leaning Tower of Pisa 400+ years ago , we're still fighting the same misconception. That bell curve distribution is physics education in a nutshell - a tiny percentage get it right, while the majority confidently choose the wrong answer with their "common sense." The bowling ball is heavier, so it must fall faster, right? Wrong! In a vacuum, with no air resistance, all objects fall at the exact same rate regardless of mass - approximately 9.8 m/s². It's like teaching evolution to creationists... no matter how many times you explain it, someone's always gonna say "but if humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

Newton's Third Law Of Internet Arguments

Newton's Third Law Of Internet Arguments
When Galileo dropped objects from the Leaning Tower of Pisa in the 16th century, he was basically saying "hold my wine" to Aristotle's followers who insisted heavier objects fall faster. Fast forward to today, and we've still got 68% of people on both ends of the IQ bell curve confidently getting basic physics wrong! The middle figure is desperately trying to explain that in a vacuum, mass doesn't matter for falling speed - everything experiences the same gravitational acceleration (9.80665 m/s²). Meanwhile, the bell curve perfectly captures how being wrong about physics is perhaps the most democratic force in the universe. The true irony? Newton's Third Law (something something equal and opposite reaction) is watching this whole debate unfold while facepalming in a corner.

The Ascended Physics Undergrad

The Ascended Physics Undergrad
That moment when you correctly explain gravity in a Reddit comment and suddenly you're floating above Newton and Galileo with cosmic wings. Sure, I read half a physics textbook once and watched a YouTube video about quantum mechanics. Basically the same as revolutionizing our understanding of the universe. The undergraduate physics major's final form isn't even their final form.

Bro Burnt It: Astronomy's Spiciest Lesson

Bro Burnt It: Astronomy's Spiciest Lesson
Galileo's lesser-known cousin found out the hard way that pointing a telescope at the sun is basically nature's eye-fryer! The concentrated solar energy turns your retinas into tiny astronomical barbecues. Early astronomers had to learn through trial and error (mostly error) that solar observation requires special filters—otherwise it's just spicy blindness with extra steps! Historical fun fact: several notable scientists actually did damage their vision this way, proving that even geniuses sometimes forget that giant nuclear fusion reactors don't make great staring contests.