Your 12-page CV with 3 published papers and that conference poster you're so proud of? Currently being evaluated by someone whose understanding of experimental design comes from a textbook that still thinks phrenology might be onto something. The scientific method suggests your application has a half-life of approximately 8 seconds before achieving complete trash can integration. Just another data point in the ongoing experiment called "Why Did I Get This PhD Again?"
Probably Won't Even Email I Was Rejected Either...
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