Probably Won't Even Email I Was Rejected Either...

The statistical distribution of understanding basic logic is painfully accurate! At both extremes of the IQ bell curve, people are like "IDK if A or not A is true" while the middle-brain folks confidently assert "A or not A is true for all A." This is literally the law of excluded middle in logic—something MUST be either true or false! It's the perfect representation of horseshoe theory in intelligence—where the super low and super high IQ people somehow reach the same confused conclusion while the average person gets it right. Those 68% in the middle smugly understanding basic Boolean logic while the outliers are questioning reality itself!

Evolution gave us these incredible brains capable of art, science, and philosophy... and then randomly threw in depression as a fun bonus feature! It's like getting a Ferrari but the radio only plays sad songs. Our brains evolved to help us survive predators and find food, yet somehow also developed the ability to feel terrible about existence while sitting safely on a couch. Natural selection's greatest prank was giving us consciousness sophisticated enough to question why we have consciousness that makes us miserable.

The bell curve of mathematical knowledge strikes again! This meme brilliantly captures the horseshoe theory of math confidence. On the far left, we have folks with low IQ scores who happily admit "I don't know any math" because, well, they genuinely don't. On the far right, we have geniuses with sky-high IQs who've reached such profound mathematical understanding that they humbly acknowledge "I don't know any math" because they've glimpsed the infinite ocean of mathematical knowledge! Meanwhile, that poor soul at the top of the bell curve with an average IQ is sweating bullets claiming "I know some math" – just enough knowledge to be dangerous but not enough to realize how little they actually know! It's the mathematical version of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action – where the more you learn, the more you realize how much you don't know!

Exploiting human psychology to debug code - pure genius. The "10% of brain" myth meets Cunningham's Law in perfect harmony. People will ignore your cry for help, but they'll sprint across burning coals to tell you you're wrong. It's like discovering that the control group is actually more reactive than the experimental group. The scientific method would be impressed if it weren't so busy being weaponized for Stack Overflow karma.

The academic equivalent of throwing yourself on the mercy of the court. Nothing captures the existential crisis of student life quite like pivoting from "I'll start this assignment tomorrow" to "Does anything truly matter in this vast, uncaring universe?" The beautiful part is how this email manages to weaponize nihilism as an extension request. I've received hundreds of these over my career, and I must admit—the honest despair is refreshing compared to the "my fourth grandmother died this semester" classics. Pro tip for students: professors can smell manufactured excuses from two campuses away, but genuine existential dread? That's just relatable content.

Fantasy meets neuroscience in this epic crossover! The meme cleverly references lobotomies—a discontinued psychosurgical procedure where connections to the prefrontal cortex were severed, often resulting in emotional flattening. The wordplay "Legolobotomas" brilliantly merges Legolas (the elf) with lobotomy. The dwarf's unfazed response suggests that medieval-fantasy warriors might view radical brain surgery with the same nonchalance as battling orcs. Honestly, fighting alongside someone with no emotional regulation might be scarier than facing Sauron himself!