Does Anyone Actually Know?

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Does Anyone Actually Know?

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The beautiful irony of physics education in one perfect bell curve. On both ends, students confidently proclaim "I don't understand physics" – whether they're scoring 40 or 140. Meanwhile, that sweaty, stressed-out specimen in the middle is declaring "PHYSICS IS EASY!!!" while clearly having an existential crisis.

It's the Dunning-Kruger effect with equations! The truly clueless and the genuine geniuses both recognize physics for the eldritch horror it is. Only those caught in the dangerous middle – just knowledgeable enough to be dangerous – dare claim mastery over quantum mechanics and relativity.

After 30 years of teaching, I can confirm: if a student tells me physics is easy, I immediately check if they know what a Hamiltonian is. Spoiler alert: they don't.

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