Writing Equations In The Most Unhinged Way Possible

The pink bird just committed the cardinal sin of physics education: confusing a parabola with a catenary curve. A hanging string forms a catenary (from Latin catena meaning "chain"), not a parabola. The difference? Parabolas follow y = x², while catenaries follow y = cosh(x). Sure, they look similar to the untrained eye, but that's like confusing twins because they both have faces. The owl professor is rightfully appalled. Graduate students everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

The engineering hierarchy in its natural habitat. Mechanical and aerospace engineers pretending civil engineers don't exist, while simultaneously terrorizing them with Newton's Second Law. F=ma≠0 is apparently the engineering equivalent of showing a horror movie to a toddler. Meanwhile, civil engineers are just trying to build bridges without getting bullied about their fear of moving objects. Classic STEM food chain dynamics.

The ultimate scientific shitpost from a frustrated physicist! This satirical takedown of cosmology research is basically what happens when you've stared at too many simulation results without sleep. The meme mocks how cosmologists name eras, simulate massive structures with questionable real-world applications, and use complex mathematical notation (that Γ α,lm and η equation is pure gibberish designed to look intimidating). The bottom panels showing actual cosmological visualizations with question marks perfectly capture that moment in every physics presentation when the presenter says "as you can clearly see" and everyone just nods politely while understanding absolutely nothing. The "Hello I would like apples please" with Earth as the 'o' is just *chef's kiss* absurdist humor that perfectly captures academic burnout.

Factory security guard discovers he exists in a quantum superposition. Top panel: guard walks through slits like a classical particle. Bottom panel: guard is absent but creates an interference pattern like a wave. Turns out being both a particle and a wave makes shift scheduling a nightmare. HR still expects you to be in two places at once though.

The simulation hypothesis meets philosophy's greatest buzzkill! Nothing quite like watching someone try to solve existential questions with a 14th-century principle that basically says "don't overthink it." The irony of using Occam's Razor—which favors the simplest explanation—to dismiss the idea we're in a simulation is *chef's kiss*. Because obviously the simplest explanation is that we're meat-based consciousness hurtling through an infinite void on a wet rock, not lines of code in some cosmic undergraduate's homework assignment. Sure, Jan.

SpaceX engineers clearly took their sushi training seriously! The precision grip on that massive rocket booster rivals any chopstick master at Nobu. Next time your dinner companion brags about their chopstick skills, just show them this $100 million piece of aerospace engineering being delicately maneuvered like a California roll. The real question is whether they dip the booster in soy sauce before or after the test flight.