When Units Go Completely Bonkers

It's a programming pun that'll make electrical engineers snort coffee through their noses! In the top panel, we have an "Integrated circuit" (the actual microchip). But in the bottom panel, we just have "Circuit" - because the programmer forgot to integrate it! Get it? In programming, when you add the letter 'C' to something, you're integrating it (like in calculus). Take away the 'C' and your poor circuit is just sitting there, mathematically derivative and incomplete. Engineering humor at its most gloriously nerdy!

Someone actually published a scientific paper with "assuming the flat Earth model" in it! 🤯 That's like submitting a cooking recipe that starts with "assuming water isn't wet." The highlighter marks the spot where some poor reviewer probably spat out their coffee. Scientific journals have standards, people! Next paper: "Gravity: Just a Theory or Actually Tiny Invisible Elves Pulling Us Down?"

Oh sweet mother of approximations! Physics professors creating exam problems be like: "Let's just ROUND THE UNIVERSE for convenience!" 🤪 The image shows a highway with a massive gap between sections—exactly what happens when engineers take those "consider π=3" physics problems too literally! Pure mathematical blasphemy that would make mathematicians scream into their coffee mugs! The gravity approximation (g=10m/s²) is just the cherry on top of this reality-bending sundae. Next they'll tell us friction doesn't exist and cows are perfect spheres!

The laws of physics apparently take a lunch break in educational institutions! Notice how gravity weakens slightly as you move up in grade level - from 10 m/s² in middle school to 9.81 m/s² in high school. The person falling from the building perfectly illustrates why seniors feel like they're floating through their final year. Maybe by college, gravity drops to 9.5 m/s² and in grad school, you just hover completely. Newton would be horrified at this blatant disregard for universal constants... or maybe he'd appreciate finally getting a break from that apple always hitting him on the head.

The eternal struggle of quantum physics students trying to grasp Dirac notation while their professor casually drops the line "transforms a ket state to a bra." First-years frantically looking around wondering if they accidentally enrolled in Quantum Lingerie 101. The dagger operation (†) in quantum mechanics is actually transforming mathematical objects - turning column vectors (kets) into row vectors (bras). Nothing to do with undergarments, despite what your confused brain might think when half-asleep during morning lectures. Meanwhile, physicists have been giggling about this terminology since Dirac invented it in the 1930s. Ninety years of the same joke and we still haven't outgrown it.

The ultimate physicists' afterlife reunion! Nobel laureate C.N. Yang has apparently joined the celestial physics department where Einstein, Fermi, Wu, Mills, Teller, and Chern are welcoming their distinguished colleague with open arms. The "Welcome Brother" caption under Mills is giving me serious "exclusive club that requires multiple groundbreaking theories for entry" vibes. Heaven's theoretical physics department just got another heavyweight. Bet they're already arguing about symmetry principles over cosmic coffee.