Geography Memes

Geography textbooks got it all wrong. When measured from the center of Earth rather than sea level, Ecuador's Chimborazo is actually farther from Earth's core than Everest. Mauna Kea extends another 6km underwater, and Cayambe sits right on the equatorial bulge where Earth's radius is greatest. But in this race? Everest still dominates the record books because we're stubborn about measurement standards. The mountain equivalent of "well, technically..."

The perfect gotcha question for flat-earthers that breaks their own model. If Earth were actually an infinite plane, line-of-sight would theoretically allow you to see the Egyptian pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, and the Statue of Liberty all from your European apartment balcony. Just need to factor in atmospheric refraction, light diffraction, and that pesky curvature that definitely doesn't exist. Checkmate achieved without having to explain geodesy or reference frames. Sometimes the best scientific arguments are the ones that use the opponent's flawed premises against them.

Someone took the term "earthworm" way too literally! This brilliant visual pun combines cartography and biology by wrapping a world map onto a worm-shaped object. It's the most geographically accurate annelid you'll ever see—complete with continental drift but minus the 5 hearts and ability to regenerate after being cut in half. If Charles Darwin studied this specimen, he'd have written "On the Origin of Pun-species" instead!

The bell curve of Earth shape knowledge! On both ends, you've got people confidently declaring "The Earth is a sphere" (spoiler: they're wrong). Meanwhile, in the middle peak of the curve is the frustrated geoscience nerd screaming "NOOO THE EARTH IS AN IRREGULARLY-SHAPED ELLIPSOID!" This is the perfect representation of how actual scientific knowledge works - the most accurate answer is often complex and unsatisfying. While elementary school taught us Earth is a sphere, and flat-Earthers... well, they have their own ideas... the truth is our planet bulges at the equator and has countless topographical variations. It's technically an "oblate spheroid" or "geoid" that defies simple geometric classification! The real galaxy brains know Earth's shape has a special name that will never come up in casual conversation unless you want everyone to slowly back away from you at parties!