The revolutionary "new way to generate energy" turns out to be... steam. 💦
Congratulations, you've independently discovered what powers roughly 85% of the world's electricity! That awkward moment when you think you're Tesla but you're actually just reinventing the 18th century.
Nuclear plants, coal plants, natural gas plants - they're all just fancy kettles. Turns out humanity's greatest energy innovation is basically "spicy water makes wheel go spinny." The more things change, the more they stay the steam. 🧪🔥