That's The Real Civil War

The brutal honesty of engineering students everywhere! That kid isn't wrong - engineering degrees are basically 4-year decision-making marathons where you constantly question your life choices while drowning in differential equations. By sophomore year, you're either committed to building bridges or building a time machine to warn your past self. The real engineering happens when you engineer reasons to stay in the program despite the pain. That's innovation!

The perfect electrical rejection. In this masterpiece of physics humor, non-conductive materials are literally rejecting the advances of free electrons. The title "Mho=0" refers to conductance (measured in mhos, the inverse of resistance) being zero - which is precisely what happens in insulators. Those poor electrons keep trying to flow, but insulators just won't let them pass. It's basically the physics equivalent of being left on read.

The classic engineering superiority complex, now available in synthol form. Those comically oversized arms represent the inflated ego that develops after calculating stress tensors while looking down on anyone studying Chaucer. Meanwhile, those arms are about as functional as most freshman engineering projects—impressive looking but structurally questionable. The irony is that the same engineers who mock liberal arts majors still can't write a coherent email without three grammatical errors and a passive-aggressive sign-off.

That moment when you realize video game developers put more complex math into Pokéball animations than most people use in their entire careers. While you were struggling with algebra, Nintendo engineers were deriving equations to perfect the "shakey shakey" of a virtual ball. The best part? Some poor programmer probably spent weeks optimizing this formula only for players to mash the A button impatiently through the whole animation. Next time someone asks "when will I use math in real life?" just show them this—proof that differential equations are essential for... *checks notes*... digital monster-capturing aesthetics.

Remember when sci-fi authors actually calculated submarine buoyancy? Now they just invent elements like "VIBRANIUM" and call it a day. The evolution of lazy worldbuilding is painfully accurate. Classic sci-fi writers would spend months researching physics principles to create plausible scenarios. Modern writers? "It's made of special space metal that defies all known laws of physics because... reasons." The decline from muscular Doge to weak Doge perfectly captures how technical rigor in science fiction has been replaced by handwaving and marketable buzzwords. Next bestseller: "The protagonist survived because... quantum."

Scientists just casually injected photoresist into a living cell, zapped it with lasers, and sculpted a TINY ELEPHANT inside! 🐘 This is peak scientist energy - spending millions in grant money to create microscopic pachyderms. The process uses two-photon polymerization (fancy light-triggered 3D printing) to solidify only specific parts of the injected goo, leaving behind an elephant smaller than a dust mite! The cell is just sitting there like "I didn't consent to becoming an elephant sanctuary!" Meanwhile, some grad student is frantically writing in their lab notebook: "Day 347: Successfully created elephant. Still no cure for cancer." Next week: giraffe inside a bacterium! Science has officially reached its "because we can" era!