The Smallest Possible Ego Bruise

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The Smallest Possible Ego Bruise

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The ultimate scientific dad joke! Max Planck excitedly tells his wife about discovering the smallest possible length in the universe and asks what to name it. She immediately responds with "Planck length" - stealing his thunder and naming glory in one swift move. His disappointed expression says it all! For context, the Planck length (about 1.6 × 10^-35 meters) actually is the theoretical smallest meaningful measurement in physics where quantum effects and gravity become equally important. Even subatomic particles are giants compared to this scale. Scientists: making groundbreaking discoveries and getting zinged by their spouses since forever.

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