The Small Angle Criminal

In a universe where F ≠ ma, the durian becomes nature's most efficient projectile weapon. Without Newton's laws, that spiky fruit isn't just hanging there—it's quantum tunneling through spacetime, ready to strike without warning. The expression on not-Newton's face is the universal constant for "impending doom." Gravity might be optional, but pain remains invariable across all dimensions.

The pie chart perfectly represents quantum superposition - the cat exists in both states simultaneously until observed. Notice how the "Yes" and "No" slices add up to 100%, yet remain distinct. Just like how my relationships with lab equipment survive - in a perpetual state of "working" and "definitely not working" until I need to use it for an important experiment.

The eternal struggle of math vs. physics in one perfect sketch! When physicists encounter a complicated differential equation, they don't bother solving it properly—they just expand that bad boy into a polynomial and call it a day. But instead of admitting they're using a Taylor series approximation, they've apparently named it after "random French guy polynomial" 😂 This is peak STEM humor because it's painfully true. Physicists regularly sacrifice mathematical rigor on the altar of "good enough for our purposes." While mathematicians weep over the elegant solutions lost, physicists are already publishing papers with their approximations and moving on to the next problem!

Nothing triggers a physicist's internal rage meter quite like hearing "God Particle" instead of Higgs boson. The media coined this ridiculous nickname in the 90s because "goddamn particle" was too hard to find, and publishers wouldn't print the original expletive. Meanwhile, Peter Higgs and François Englert spent their careers mathematically predicting this mass-giving field only for pop science to turn it into clickbait. That subtle look of contempt? That's 50 years of quantum field theory reduced to a theological soundbite. Next time you want to see a physicist's soul leave their body, just casually drop "God Particle" at a conference and watch the internal screaming commence.

First you're like "OMG GAUSS'S LAW IS AMAZING!" because it lets you calculate electric fields with beautiful symmetry. That rush when you realize you can solve complex problems with a simple closed surface integral! 🤩 Then reality hits harder than a coulomb force - you run out of those perfect spheres, cylinders, and planes. Suddenly you're sobbing through partial differential equations for irregular shapes. Physics giveth, and physics taketh away! 😭

Ever caught someone in the act of doing something embarrassing? That's basically quantum physics! Electrons exist as probability waves until we try to measure them, then they're like "NOPE, particle time now!" This is the famous observer effect in quantum mechanics - particles literally change their behavior when we look at them. It's like the universe's ultimate game of "you didn't see anything." The weirdest part? This isn't just a theory - it's been proven in labs! Quantum mechanics: where particles have more attitude than teenagers.