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Engineering Precision At Its Finest
Physics Engineering Math
3 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
Engineering Precision At Its Finest
Engineers building a bridge with "g = 10 m/s² and π = 3" is like cooking with "eh, that looks like enough salt." The image shows two bridge sections that don't align because someone took mathematical shortcuts. Real gravity is 9.8 m/s² and π is 3.14159... but who has time for those pesky decimals? This is why we can't have nice infrastructure! Next time your GPS says "turn right in 3.14159 miles," just round it to 3 and enjoy swimming to your destination.

Don't Play Me Like That Wormhole
Physics Universe Science Astronomy
11 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
Don't Play Me Like That Wormhole
Who needs 17 pages of incomprehensible equations when you can just poke a pencil through a folded piece of paper? Theoretical physicists sweating over blackboards while the rest of us are out here making interdimensional travel with office supplies. Einstein is rolling in his grave right now — not from disappointment, but because he didn't think of this shortcut first. Next up: explaining black holes with a coffee cup and a donut.

When You Take The Values Of π=3 And G=10
Physics Engineering Math
12 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
When You Take The Values Of π=3 And G=10
The infrastructure here is what happens when engineers decide to round π from 3.14159... to just 3, and the gravitational constant from 9.8 m/s² to a neat 10. Those train tracks are about to experience some seriously questionable physics! The trains appear to be traveling on parallel tracks that should never meet, yet somehow they're crossing paths like they're in different dimensions. This is the engineering equivalent of saying "close enough" and hoping nobody notices. Spoiler alert: we noticed. Next up: square wheels because circles are "too complicated."

The Small Angle Criminal
Physics Math Engineering
18 days ago 4.3K views 0 shares
The Small Angle Criminal
The ultimate physics rebel right here! This cartoon dog is claiming to be "chill" while committing the mathematical equivalent of a crime. Small angle approximation (where sin θ ≈ θ for tiny angles) is a handy shortcut in physics calculations, but using it for large angles? That's like approximating an elephant as a sphere! Physics students everywhere are simultaneously laughing and cringing because we've all been tempted to make this approximation when the math gets too complicated. The professor's voice echoes: "This is only valid when θ is very small!" But sometimes you just need that homework done by midnight...

Engineers And Their Increasingly Questionable π Approximations
Engineering Math
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Engineers And Their Increasingly Questionable π Approximations
Engineers discovering increasingly worse approximations of π is the mathematical equivalent of finding out Santa isn't real. First, they're introduced to π (3.14159...) and think "cool, a fancy number." Then they learn 22/7 (≈3.14) and go "close enough for my calculations!" But the absolute MIND-EXPLOSION happens when they discover some madlad decided 21/7 (=3) was acceptable. That's like approximating a circle with a hexagon and calling it a day. Engineers: where precision meets "eh, good enough."

Looks Like I'm Going To Be A Millionaire!
Math Academia Science Tech
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Looks Like I'm Going To Be A Millionaire!
Found the shortcut to mathematical fame. Just point your phone at the Millennium Prize Problems and wait for that sweet million-dollar deposit. The Clay Mathematics Institute offers $1M for each of seven unsolved problems that have stumped the greatest minds for decades. But sure, your app that struggles with basic calculus is totally going to crack the Riemann Hypothesis during your lunch break.

Select A Suitable Mater-STEEL!
Materials Engineering Academia Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Select A Suitable Mater-STEEL!
Engineering professors: "Select a suitable material based on careful analysis of mechanical properties and application requirements." Engineering students: *SMASHES STEEL BUTTON* "STEEL IT IS! What was the question again?" Because why bother with titanium alloys, composites, or ceramics when you can just pick the metal equivalent of duct tape? Steel solves everything! Unless it's your GPA... that's beyond repair.

Checkmate Math
Math Ai Tech Science Academia
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
Checkmate Math
Mathematical proofs used to require pages of calculations, elegant reasoning, and years of training. Now we're just asking ChatGPT for the last 8 digits of π and calling it a day. 🤖 Somewhere, Euclid is rolling in his grave while Ramanujan is trying to figure out if he can reincarnate as an AI. The future of mathematics: less chalk dust, more prompt engineering.

Close Enough For Engineering Purposes
Engineering Math Physics
1 month ago 7.0K views 0 shares
Close Enough For Engineering Purposes
Pure engineering genius at work! Why bother with mathematical precision when you can just make the universe conform to your convenience? Pi = 3? Gravity = 10 m/s²? And voilà, your bridge almost connects! That tiny gap is just a "margin of error" or as engineers call it, "a pedestrian's exciting leap of faith." Next time your civil engineer friend says they're "building with safety factors," just remember this is what they actually mean. The bridge isn't incomplete—it's just giving you the opportunity to practice your long jump skills!

The Holy Trinity Of Engineering Approximations
Math Engineering Physics
1 month ago 7.2K views 0 shares
The Holy Trinity Of Engineering Approximations
The mathematical messiah has arrived! When you're drowning in decimal places and significant figures, salvation comes in the form of convenient approximations. The top panel shows someone utterly defeated by the precise values of mathematical constants (g = 9.80665, π = 3.141592, e = 2.71828), while the bottom panel reveals the engineering angel descending with the sacred knowledge that π ≈ e ≈ √g ≈ 3. This is the difference between pure mathematicians who need 15 decimal places and engineers who just need something that works. Why calculate with precision when you can round everything to the nearest integer and still build a bridge that (probably) won't collapse?

Checkmate Math: The AI Shortcut
Math Ai Tech
2 months ago 9.0K views 0 shares
Checkmate Math: The AI Shortcut
Mathematicians spent centuries calculating π to billions of digits, and this person just asked ChatGPT for the last 8! 😂 The ultimate mathematical shortcut! Remember when finding π meant memorizing 3.14159 or doing actual calculations? Now we're just outsourcing our mathematical heavy lifting to AI. Next up: "Hey ChatGPT, solve the Riemann Hypothesis while I grab coffee." Mathematical proofs in 2023: Step 1 - Ask AI. Step 2 - There is no step 2.

How Real Men Draw The Periodic Table
Chemistry Science Academia
2 months ago 6.4K views 0 shares
How Real Men Draw The Periodic Table
Chemistry nerds, unite! This is what happens when you're too lazy to draw the full periodic table on your exam. Just slap down the essential elements and call it a day! The joke here is that instead of meticulously recreating all 118 elements, this "real man" version only includes the bare minimum—basically what you'd remember after cramming all night. It's the periodic table equivalent of writing "etc." after listing three examples in an essay. Chemistry professors everywhere are having simultaneous heart attacks!