This is peak physics humor that separates the calculus connoisseurs from the casual complainers. When someone calls you a "jerk," they're probably insulting you. But when a physicist calls you a jerk, they might actually be referring to the third derivative of position with respect to time (d³x/dt³).
In physics, we go from position → velocity (first derivative) → acceleration (second derivative) → jerk (third derivative). So this sophisticated gentleman isn't just calling you names—he's mathematically superior with his third-order differential equations while you're stuck being a common insult. The "we're not the same" energy is strong with this one.
And if you're wondering, yes, the fourth derivative is called "snap," followed by "crackle" and "pop." Physics and breakfast cereals have more in common than you'd think!