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Cereal Killers With Physics Degrees

Cereal Killers With Physics Degrees
Whoever named these motion derivatives was having a blast in the physics department! We all know position, velocity, and acceleration, but then physics gets weirdly poetic: JERK, SNAP, CRACKLE, POP! Yep, the 6th derivative of position sounds like your breakfast cereal mascots got PhDs in physics. Next time your car stops suddenly, you can scientifically say "that was quite the jerk followed by a snap with a hint of crackle!" Wonder if the 7th derivative is called "milk-getting-soggy"? 🤔

Derivative Family Values

Derivative Family Values
The perfect physics pun doesn't exi— 💀 Behold the relationship between "jerk" and "acceleration" personified! In physics, jerk is literally the rate of change of acceleration (the third derivative of position). So technically, acceleration is indeed raised by jerk! The proud parent-child relationship of calculus derivatives on full display. Next family reunion expect to see snap, crackle, and pop (the 4th, 5th, and 6th derivatives). Newton would be cackling in his grave right now.

Don't Be A Jerk (Mathematically Speaking)

Don't Be A Jerk (Mathematically Speaking)
Oh snap, this is peak calculus humor! The expression d³x/dt³ is the third derivative, which represents "jerk" in physics—the rate of change of acceleration. So "don't be a jerk" takes on a mathematical double meaning! Physics nerds unite! This is basically telling you not to be the derivative of acceleration, which is objectively good life advice AND good physics. The beauty is in how it delivers a common social message through the language of differential equations. Honestly, my kind of party trick.

The Third Derivative Of Romance

The Third Derivative Of Romance
The perfect physics pun doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! In calculus, the derivative of position is velocity, the derivative of velocity is acceleration, and yes, the derivative of acceleration is called "jerk." She's not insulting him—she's continuing the mathematical sequence! That poor guy missed his chance to impress with his knowledge of higher-order derivatives. Next up would've been "snap," followed by "crackle," and then "pop" (seriously, those are the actual terms). Dating a physicist means you're never safe from spontaneous differential equations at 2 AM.