Stop Doing Cosmology: A Physicist's Rebellion

Cosmology Simulation Mathematics Satire Scientific frustration

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Stop Doing Cosmology: A Physicist's Rebellion

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The ultimate scientific shitpost from a frustrated physicist! This satirical takedown of cosmology research is basically what happens when you've stared at too many simulation results without sleep. The meme mocks how cosmologists name eras, simulate massive structures with questionable real-world applications, and use complex mathematical notation (that Γ_α,lm and η equation is pure gibberish designed to look intimidating).

The bottom panels showing actual cosmological visualizations with question marks perfectly capture that moment in every physics presentation when the presenter says "as you can clearly see" and everyone just nods politely while understanding absolutely nothing. The "Hello I would like apples please" with Earth as the 'o' is just *chef's kiss* absurdist humor that perfectly captures academic burnout.

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