Scientific frustration Memes

The ultimate scientific shitpost from a frustrated physicist! This satirical takedown of cosmology research is basically what happens when you've stared at too many simulation results without sleep. The meme mocks how cosmologists name eras, simulate massive structures with questionable real-world applications, and use complex mathematical notation (that Γ α,lm and η equation is pure gibberish designed to look intimidating). The bottom panels showing actual cosmological visualizations with question marks perfectly capture that moment in every physics presentation when the presenter says "as you can clearly see" and everyone just nods politely while understanding absolutely nothing. The "Hello I would like apples please" with Earth as the 'o' is just *chef's kiss* absurdist humor that perfectly captures academic burnout.

That moment when your experimental results violate the laws of physics and you question your entire career. Three red triangles and one blue circle shouldn't be able to support that stick figure, yet there it stands—defying gravity, common sense, and your sanity. This is the scientific equivalent of finding out your calculator's been running on spite instead of batteries. After 30 years in research, nothing breaks you quite like unexplainable data that makes you whisper "what fresh hell is this?" to an empty lab at 3 AM.