Simulation Memes

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The Two Greatest Things To Have Ever Been Created

The Two Greatest Things To Have Ever Been Created
Engineers and scientists hitting that perfect simulation high! Left panel shows a structural engineering simulation (probably finite element analysis of a bridge), right panel shows computational fluid dynamics in glorious color. Nothing beats that rush when your code finally works and produces beautiful visualizations after days of debugging. It's basically digital serotonin for nerds with advanced degrees.

Stop Doing Cosmology: A Physicist's Rebellion

Stop Doing Cosmology: A Physicist's Rebellion
The ultimate scientific shitpost from a frustrated physicist! This satirical takedown of cosmology research is basically what happens when you've stared at too many simulation results without sleep. The meme mocks how cosmologists name eras, simulate massive structures with questionable real-world applications, and use complex mathematical notation (that Γ α,lm and η equation is pure gibberish designed to look intimidating). The bottom panels showing actual cosmological visualizations with question marks perfectly capture that moment in every physics presentation when the presenter says "as you can clearly see" and everyone just nods politely while understanding absolutely nothing. The "Hello I would like apples please" with Earth as the 'o' is just *chef's kiss* absurdist humor that perfectly captures academic burnout.

The Recursive Chemistry Break

The Recursive Chemistry Break
The perfect illustration of scientific recursion! While laughing at truck drivers simulating their actual jobs during breaks, the meme reveals a chemist running a digital distillation simulation... on their break from real lab distillations. The irony is delicious - notice those ethanol concentrations? Someone's clearly simulating the purification of alcohol while taking a breather from purifying actual compounds. Scientists really do live in a strange loop where work and play become indistinguishable. The digital twin of your actual experiment is apparently what passes for relaxation in the chemistry world!

I Love My Unchanged Field

I Love My Unchanged Field
The only scientific field where a global pandemic changed absolutely nothing about the daily routine. Computational chemists were already living their best lives staring at screens and modeling molecules from the comfort of isolation. While experimental chemists were crying over locked labs, these digital wizards just kept right on typing, completely unfazed. Their superpower? Being able to run experiments without ever touching actual chemicals. Social distancing champion since... forever.

Cosmic Coding For Dummies

Cosmic Coding For Dummies
That moment when cosmology hits you like a truck at 3 AM! The meme takes a complex theory about the universe being a cellular automaton (think Conway's Game of Life but for reality) and frames it as a casual epiphany. It's suggesting the entire cosmos is just an elaborate simulation of energy patterns at the smallest possible scale (Planck length), with the Big Bang being that first "on" switch. The glowing brain image perfectly captures that "mind blown" sensation when you're lying in bed contemplating existence instead of sleeping. Theoretical physicists have actually proposed similar models—though calling it "relatable" is the real joke here, as if casually reducing the entire universe to a cosmic computer simulation is just another Tuesday thought!

The Engineering Student's Desktop Of Doom

The Engineering Student's Desktop Of Doom
The desktop of every engineering student who claims they're "just running a simple simulation." Meanwhile, their poor laptop is on the verge of nuclear meltdown with ten different CAD programs open simultaneously. The blank, dead-eyed stare perfectly captures that moment when you've accepted your computer's imminent demise but need to finish that FEA analysis before the deadline. Engineers don't fear death—they fear SOLIDWORKS crashing before they've saved their work.

Assume Spherical Doge

Assume Spherical Doge
Behold! The classic physicist's nightmare! Poor doggo trapped in the simplified realm where everything becomes a perfect shape. Physicists LOVE making ridiculous simplifications to solve equations—"assume a spherical cow in vacuum" is their go-to move when math gets scary. This green computational canine is clearly experiencing the horror of being reduced to basic geometry while fluid dynamics equations swirl around it. The green lines represent streamlines in the simulation, and the doggo is NOT having it. Next thing you know, they'll be ignoring air resistance and saying friction doesn't exist!

MATLAB/Simulink Introduces Bureaucracy Modeling Blockset

MATLAB/Simulink Introduces Bureaucracy Modeling Blockset
Finally, engineering software that accurately models real-world systems. The "Email Echo Chamber" block with its "reply to all" function is particularly efficient at amplifying noise while producing zero useful output. And that "Paperwork Generator" paired with the "Endless Loop"? Pure computational elegance for simulating why your project is six months behind schedule. The "Time Sink" block is suspiciously accurate—I've been running that one locally for years without even installing the software.

Every Astrophysics Package Ever

Every Astrophysics Package Ever
The eternal purgatory of astrophysics coding. Naval officer criticizes your simulation package as "the worst code I've ever run," but Jack Sparrow delivers the universal truth of computational astrophysics: it's horrifically written, violates every programming principle known to mankind, and yet... somehow... it produces results. That's not a bug, that's just how the universe works. The real dark matter was the spaghetti code we wrote along the way.

Everyone's A Computational Chemist Now

Everyone's A Computational Chemist Now
The pandemic really dried up the lab experience! With chemistry labs forced online, students went from hands-on experiments to clicking buttons on virtual simulations. No more feeling that rush when your titration hits the perfect endpoint—just a moisture meter reading "DRY" as your chemistry education withers away on a screen. Who needs actual chemicals when you can just drag and drop molecules in a simulation? Real computational chemists are crying in their quantum mechanics equations while students think running ChemDraw makes them the next Nobel laureate!

When Covid Ova: The Great Particle Reunion

When Covid Ova: The Great Particle Reunion
Looking at this ANSYS simulation is taking me back to those pandemic dreams! This is computational fluid dynamics showing what happens when two people sneeze or cough near each other - those colorful particle clouds aren't just pretty patterns, they're showing how respiratory droplets travel through space! Engineers used these exact simulations to figure out safe social distancing guidelines. The irony of planning post-COVID particle fights when these particles were exactly what kept us apart for so long is just *chef's kiss* perfect scientific humor!

The Oceanographer's Descent Into Madness

The Oceanographer's Descent Into Madness
Top panel: Scientist staring at computer for 12+ hours with bloodshot eyes and timestamps showing an all-nighter (7:45:37, 8:16:11, 3:32:00, 5:37:47). Bottom panel: Same scientist having a complete mental breakdown surrounded by oceanographic simulation data, diving footage, and computational models. The eternal cycle of oceanographic research: stare at screen → go insane → repeat. Just another Tuesday trying to model deep ocean currents while surviving on nothing but coffee and desperation. The simulation probably crashed right after this photo was taken.