Air Resistance Basically Turns You Into An Engineer

The cosmic irony of someone claiming to "see" dark matter is what makes this parody gold. Dark matter, by definition, doesn't interact with electromagnetic radiation (light), making it literally impossible to see. It's like claiming you can see radio waves with your eyeballs. The "bright matter" line is particularly brilliant satire - completely missing that dark matter is named for its non-interaction with light, not its color. And that final bit about dark matter emitting dark energy? Chef's kiss. That's like saying gravity emits magnetism. Two completely different cosmic phenomena conflated with the confidence only ignorance can provide. Next week: solving quantum entanglement with a really big pair of scissors.

The textbook author basically said "Physics: it's kinda right, I guess, if you squint hard enough." Meanwhile, math is over there being all "I am the eternal truth!" 🙄 That highlighted part is the academic equivalent of saying "Physics laws work... until they don't." Thanks for the vote of confidence! Next they'll tell us gravity is just a suggestion that objects follow when they're in the mood. The mathematician who wrote this textbook definitely got a C- in physics and never forgave their professor.

Engineering at its finest! When you round π to 3.1 and pretend planes are perfect spheres with zero air resistance, you've officially unlocked god-tier approximation skills! The enormous brain in this meme represents the sheer galaxy-brain confidence it takes to make these wild simplifications and still expect your aircraft to fly. Real engineers know that π is actually 3.14159... and planes are decidedly non-spherical, but hey—close enough for government work, right? This is why we double-check our calculations before boarding!

The stark reality of theoretical physics in one image. While experimental physicists need actual equipment, theoretical physicists just need blank paper and mathematics. Their "laboratory" is literally a stack of empty pages waiting to be filled with equations that might someday explain the universe. The minimalism isn't a design choice—it's the entire job description.

Water is that rebellious teenager of the chemical world! While every other substance obediently contracts when cold, H₂O goes full chaotic evil at 0°C and EXPANDS instead. That's why your forgotten water bottle becomes a frozen grenade in your car during winter! The molecular structure forms hexagonal ice crystals that take up about 9% more space than liquid water. Nature's way of saying "I don't follow your rules, physics!" Your car's cupholder never stood a chance. 💥🧊

Someone's clearly been transforming matrices before breakfast! The username "angryfermion" with a Spider-Man avatar declaring undying love for linear algebra is peak physicist energy. Linear algebra—that beautiful system that lets us manipulate vectors, solve simultaneous equations, and basically powers everything from quantum mechanics to machine learning algorithms—getting the recognition it deserves! Meanwhile, minor human achievements like, you know, landing on the moon or developing vaccines are just sitting in the corner feeling inadequate. Matrix multiplication trumps moon landing, apparently. The determinant of this opinion is definitely non-zero!