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There's No Free Protons Nor Any Free Hydronium In Solution

There's No Free Protons Nor Any Free Hydronium In Solution
This meme brilliantly fuses chemistry with the IQ bell curve template! It shows the Dunning-Kruger effect of acid-base knowledge where people at both extremes of the curve think free protons (H+) or aqueous protons (H+(aq)) exist in solution, while the educated middle knows it's actually hydronium ions (H₃O+). Chemistry nerds know that a "naked" proton is too reactive to exist freely in water - it immediately bonds with water molecules to form hydronium. The 34% at the peak represents chemistry students who've just learned this fact and are insufferably smug about it. Meanwhile, both beginners and advanced researchers use simplified notations as convenient shorthand. It's the perfect representation of how sometimes the most pedantic people aren't the smartest ones in the room - they're just the ones who've learned just enough to be dangerous!

Pranking Protons When They Decay

Pranking Protons When They Decay
The ultimate long-term commitment joke! This meme plays on the mind-blowing stability of protons, which have an estimated half-life of 10 34 years. The prankster waits patiently on day 1, checks in at day 365, and is still waiting at 1.67×10 34 years later—essentially outlasting the universe itself for the punchline. It's like setting up a whoopee cushion and waiting until the heat death of the universe for someone to sit on it. Talk about dedication to the bit! Physicists have yet to observe proton decay, making this possibly the least efficient prank in cosmic history.