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Capacitors are the electrical equivalent of bouncers at an exclusive DC club. "Direct current? Come right in. But you? Nope." They block DC while allowing AC to pass through, creating this perfect electrical discrimination. Engineers spend years mastering circuit design only to be thwarted by components with the selective permeability of a high school clique. Next time your device fails, remember it might just be a capacitor enforcing its arbitrary social hierarchy.

Hawking's brilliant time travel experiment was both elegant and cheeky. He threw a party with all the fancy trimmings but only advertised it after it happened. The genius move? If backward time travel were possible, time travelers would've shown up. Nobody did. The "Fight Club" reference at the bottom just seals the deal - apparently the unwritten rule of the time travelers' handbook is to avoid Hawking's trap party. Solid scientific method with champagne and canapés? That's how theoretical physics should always work!

The electrical engineering resistance pun is absolutely brilliant! The meme shows a giant resistor symbol (that zigzag pattern) on a mountain with "JOIN THE RESISTANCE" as a rallying cry, while people in red robes collectively go "OHMMMMMM..." - simultaneously referencing electrical resistance measured in ohms AND meditation chants. It's the perfect nerdy double entendre that works on multiple levels. Resistance isn't futile, it's fundamental to circuit design!

The academic turf wars just reached absurdist levels! The Nobel committee apparently classified computer science under physics, and this tweet takes that logic to its hilarious conclusion. If we're just randomly assigning disciplines now, then sure, let's call mathematics a branch of literature—because solving differential equations is basically just writing fiction with extra symbols. Next up: chemistry is interpretive dance, and biology is just spicy cooking. The classification struggle is real, folks. Computer scientists everywhere are having an identity crisis while mathematicians are wondering if they should submit their proofs to poetry journals.

That crushing moment when theoretical meets practical! Physicists venturing into electronics often design circuits with precise resistance values from their equations, only to discover the cruel reality of standardized resistor values. No, you can't just waltz into a store and ask for a 6.18457216 ohm resistor! The electronics world operates on the E-series system with standardized values (like 4.7Ω, 5.6Ω, 6.8Ω). The bewildered expression perfectly captures that "my beautiful equation is ruined" realization when theory collides with what's actually available on the shelf. Time to learn about resistors in parallel and series, my friend!

The perfect visual representation of electrical principles in action. Current flows in one direction while electrons move in the opposite direction—a fact that still confuses first-year physics students and occasionally senior researchers after their fourth coffee. The shoe prints perfectly demonstrate how conventional current (the person walking forward) moves opposite to electron flow (the footprints left behind). Just another reminder that Benjamin Franklin had a 50/50 chance of getting current direction right, and chose... poorly.