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Einstein would be proud of this public transit demonstration. Inside the tram, passengers sit in their relative rest frame, casually contemplating their existential dread. Meanwhile, outside the window, spacetime appears to warp as everything zooms by at ludicrous speed. It's the perfect visual proof that motion is indeed relative to the observer. The passengers experience themselves as stationary while the universe rushes past them at 40 mph. This is basically how I explain physics to freshmen before crushing their spirits with the math behind it.

The ultimate cosmic misunderstanding! Two people bonding over what they think is a shared interest, but one's talking about the 13.8-billion-year-old explosive birth of our universe, while the other's thinking about a sitcom with nerdy physicists! 🤓💥 It's like when you excitedly tell your date you're into string theory and they start talking about knitting! The bottom panels reveal the hilarious truth - actual cosmology diagram on the left (complete with quantum fluctuations and dark energy for the REAL space nerds) versus the CBS comedy on the right. Dating for scientists is HARD, people!

This is peak computational fluid dynamics humor right here! Someone actually ran a CFD simulation on the silhouette of Saddam Hussein and visualized the airflow patterns. The color gradient shows different pressure zones and turbulence as air flows around the figure. The blue region indicates low pressure, while the trailing green-yellow wake shows the turbulent flow separation. Engineers spend thousands of hours optimizing airplane wings for perfect aerodynamics, and then someone uses the same sophisticated software to analyze... this. Pure scientific shitposting at its finest. The drag coefficient must be terrible, but the meme coefficient is off the charts!

Diet culture is SHAKING right now! One gram of uranium packs a whopping 20 BILLION calories because E=mc² means mass converts to energy. That's about 10 million times your daily intake! 😱 The first reason not to eat uranium? It's radioactive and will kill you. The second reason? You'd absolutely demolish your calorie counting app. MyFitnessPal would just burst into flames. 🔥 Fun fact: The energy in uranium comes from nuclear fission, where atoms split and release energy. So technically, it's not "calories" like in food, but someone did the math converting nuclear energy to dietary calories and... yeah, that's one spicy meatball! ☢️

Physics Twitter has gone completely unhinged with this masterpiece of particle physics humor! Someone has brilliantly relabeled the force carriers as "mental illnesses" and transformed the Standard Model into absolute chaos. The quark flavors "up, down, charm, strange, top, bottom" have become "up, down, left, right, top, bottom" (goodbye charm and strange!). The electron has been renamed "negatron" (technically correct but hilariously old-school), and the muon is now "mewon" with a cat shape. And don't miss the Higgs boson being replaced with "Hugs" complete with emoji! The tau lepton is just "2π" now because... why not? Quantum physics wasn't confusing enough already!

Finally, a troll physics meme that actually obeys the laws of thermodynamics. The classic troll face is suggesting a perpetual motion machine that... actually works? Extract solar energy, use it, then radiate waste heat back to space - congratulations, you've just invented sustainable energy. The punchline is that we're literally doing this already with solar panels. Conservation of energy remains undefeated, but at least we're using the giant fusion reactor 93 million miles away instead of burning dinosaur juice.