Physics Is Real, Math Is Made Up

Is he dead? Is he alive? Nobody knows until they open that coffin! This brilliant meme plays on Schrödinger's famous thought experiment where a cat in a box exists in a superposition of states—simultaneously alive and dead until observed. Imagine the funeral attendees just standing there, knowing that opening the coffin would collapse the quantum wavefunction and determine poor Schrödinger's fate. The suspicious squint really captures that quantum uncertainty. Maybe they should just leave the coffin closed and preserve the superposition forever?

That paper title is the academic equivalent of a power level over 9000! Supersymmetric quantum mechanics combines quantum physics with fancy mathematical symmetries, while noncommutative planes throw out the basic rule that x×y equals y×x. Add deformation quantization (a way to turn classical systems into quantum ones), and you've got a title so complex it might as well be written in Namekian. Even physics PhDs are looking at this like Vegeta - equal parts impressed and intimidated. The DOI in the title is just the cherry on top of this intellectual flex.

The eternal battle between students and physics teachers over units! While the math is correct (40m/s + 30m/s = 70m/s), forgetting to include units is the cardinal sin of physics class. The teacher's intense anime-style stare perfectly captures that moment when you realize you've committed a dimensional analysis crime. Every physics student has felt that soul-crushing moment when they proudly shout the correct numerical answer only to be met with "70 what ? Meters? Joules? Existential crises per homework assignment?" Units aren't just mathematical bookkeeping—they're the difference between landing on Mars and... well, not landing on Mars at all (looking at you, NASA Mars Climate Orbiter).

Ever seen molecules get down on the dance floor? When you hit them with just the right wavelength of light, they don't politely absorb energy—they go absolutely bonkers! Those electrons jump to higher energy states faster than tenured professors rushing to an open bar at a conference. The molecular equivalent of "this is my jam!" is just absurd molecular vibration and rotation that would make any self-respecting spectroscopist blush. Next time you're doing spectroscopy, remember you're basically a DJ for particles that have been waiting billions of years for their moment to shine.

What you're witnessing here is the rare subconscious manifestation of the Schrödinger wave equation (Ψ) drawn by someone who fell asleep during quantum mechanics lecture. The triangle represents the potential well, while that sad little "e" is just hanging out there like an electron wondering where its probability density went. Truly the stuff of nightmares for physics undergrads. Next time you dream of mathematical functions, maybe try something easier like y=mx+b.

Quantum physics meets evolutionary biology in one glorious pun. The double slit experiment—that mind-bending demonstration where particles behave as waves passing through two slits—apparently works on horses too! Send a white horse through and it transforms into a zebra on the other side. Clearly, nature's way of telling us that reality is just a matter of perspective and proper experimental setup. Next up: sending a cat through to test if it comes out both alive AND dead. Grant funding pending.