One More Detector Please

Ever witnessed a physicist having an existential crisis? That's dark matter research in a nutshell! 🔭

Billions of dollars and decades later, we're still like "It's there! We swear! We just need... one more detector!" Meanwhile, the universe is cackling at our collective scientific desperation.

Dark matter is the cosmic equivalent of searching for your keys while insisting they MUST be in the house somewhere, despite checking the same spots 50+ times. Maybe they're actually at your friend's place? PREPOSTEROUS! *throws grant application at wall*