Scientists Memes

Physicists really said "Let's name this mysterious substance that makes up 27% of the universe but we can't see or detect directly... 'dark matter'." Then turned around and called the even more mysterious force accelerating the universe's expansion "dark energy." Meanwhile, Harry Potter fans are over here with "Invisibility Cloak" showing more creativity! 😂 The ultimate scientific naming convention: if you can't see it, just slap "dark" or "invisible" on it and call it a day. Nobel Prize committee, I'm waiting for my award!

Physicists really went: "Hmm, can't see it, can't detect it directly, but math says it's there... let's call it DARK MATTER!" 🤦‍♂️ And then Harry Potter fans in the physics department were like "Actually, INVISIBLE matter sounds way cooler!" The creativity department was clearly on vacation that day. Honestly, if physicists named everyday objects, we'd be drinking from "cylindrical liquid containment vessels" instead of cups!

The ultimate physicists' afterlife reunion! Nobel laureate C.N. Yang has apparently joined the celestial physics department where Einstein, Fermi, Wu, Mills, Teller, and Chern are welcoming their distinguished colleague with open arms. The "Welcome Brother" caption under Mills is giving me serious "exclusive club that requires multiple groundbreaking theories for entry" vibes. Heaven's theoretical physics department just got another heavyweight. Bet they're already arguing about symmetry principles over cosmic coffee.

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram is clearly the work of a physicist with an ego the size of a supermassive black hole. 🔬 The center boldly claims all three disciplines can "be better than chemists" - the AUDACITY! Meanwhile, physicists mock engineers, mathematicians can't win Nobel Prizes (technically true since there's no math category!), and engineers apparently can get laid. The diagram itself is a beautiful example of academic tribal warfare where everyone thinks they're superior. The irony? A chemist would point out this diagram lacks proper balance... just like a physicist's equations that ignore friction! 💥

Oh the irony! The deeper physicists dive into quantum weirdness, the more they start questioning EVERYTHING. Einstein, Planck, Schrödinger—all these brilliant minds stared into the cosmic abyss until the abyss winked back and said "maybe there's more than equations here?" Meanwhile, this tweet author is all "these GENIUSES who revolutionized our understanding of reality must be COMPLETE WOOTARDS." Sure, buddy. Because nothing says scientific thinking like dismissing the existential musings of people who literally redefined the universe! Next up: criticizing fish for believing in water.