The Academic Hierarchy Of Pain

The academic food chain in one perfect meme! Nothing triggers departmental warfare faster than reducing someone's life's work to "just applied something else." Mathematicians sit smugly at the top of this reductionist pyramid while biologists get shot from both sides. The hierarchy goes: Math → Physics → Chemistry → Biology, with each field desperately trying to maintain its dignity while being told they're merely the practical application of something more "fundamental." Next time you're at an interdisciplinary conference, drop one of these lines and watch the chaos unfold. Bonus points if you tell a mathematician it's all just applied philosophy!