Grants Memes

The eternal dance of science funding in four perfect panels! 💸 Scientist: "We solved the Eindinger equation. We have a complete model of all physics." Funder: "Boooring." But wait! The secret ingredient? Just add some AI buzzwords to your equations and suddenly your groundbreaking physics research becomes funding-worthy! That mysterious "+AI" in the equation is pure scientific gold. 🤑 The painful truth every researcher knows: revolutionary science is cool, but revolutionary science with buzzwords is fundable . Who needs to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity when you can just slap "AI-powered" on your grant proposal?

Grant writing is just expensive therapy with footnotes. The true eureka moment isn't when you submit the proposal—it's when you realize you've accidentally solved your research question while desperately trying to explain why someone should fund you to solve it. Nothing clarifies your scientific thinking quite like the existential panic of trying to convince strangers to give you money. Turns out the real breakthrough was the anxiety we experienced along the way!