Mathematician Destroys Physics With One Simple Proof

The cat in the box is simultaneously alive, dead, and absolutely furious about quantum mechanics. Schrödinger's famous thought experiment suggested a cat in a sealed box with a radioactive trigger would exist in superposition—both alive and dead until observed. Clearly, this cat has collapsed its own wave function and is now demanding to speak to the manager of quantum physics. I've seen grant proposals with less chaotic energy than this feline's paws.

The infamous "pen through paper" trick - Hollywood's favorite way to defy the laws of physics! 🚀 In literally EVERY sci-fi show, someone casually performs this impossible feat to demonstrate advanced technology or alien powers. Meanwhile, actual physicists are screaming at their screens because you'd need to break several fundamental laws of matter to pull this off! The pen would need to either quantum tunnel through the paper (requiring impossibly precise alignment of atoms) or temporarily convert to energy and back. But sure, let's just stick a pen through paper and call it "future tech" - much easier than writing actual science! 😂

Mike's face says it all—thermodynamics isn't just a subject, it's an existential crisis . That equation (dQ = dU + p·dV) is the First Law of Thermodynamics, essentially saying energy can't be created or destroyed, just transferred while making everyone's life complicated. The smoke around him perfectly symbolizes the mental fog that descends when trying to balance energy equations at 2AM before finals. Energy is conserved, but your sanity? Absolutely not. The face of someone who just realized the universe is just one giant heat transfer problem that ends in maximum entropy.

Behold! The elusive spherical chicken in a vacuum that physics professors have been theorizing about for decades! 🐔 Finally caught in its natural habitat - neither in a vacuum nor perfectly spherical, but close enough for a first-order approximation! This is what happens when theoretical physics meets the farmyard. The chicken clearly didn't read the simplified model assumptions in the textbook!

The irony here is just *chef's kiss*. Electronics professors start with complex circuit theory, Ohm's law, and semiconductor physics, but plumbers are out here giving the real education. Nothing says "understanding current flow" quite like watching water travel through pipes! The visual metaphor of plumbing has been used to explain electrical concepts since the 19th century—electrons flowing through circuits like water through pipes. Turns out the most sophisticated engineering concepts can still be explained with "water go whoosh." College tuition: $40,000. Plumber showing you how electricity actually works: priceless.

Physics textbooks be like: "For simplicity, let's just pretend air doesn't exist!" Then real-world physics bursts in like an unwelcome party crasher! 🌬️ Every physics student knows the sacred mantra: "Assume a frictionless vacuum in a perfect sphere." Sure, and while we're at it, let's assume my coffee doesn't get cold and my homework solves itself! The moment air resistance dares to exist, those beautiful equations turn into mathematical nightmares that would make Einstein weep. It's the classic physics betrayal - first they teach you the "ideal" world where everything falls at 9.8 m/s², then hit you with "SURPRISE! Nothing works like that in reality!" No wonder physics problems look at air resistance and say "You're nothing to me!"