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Proof That Pi = 3

Proof That Pi = 3
This "proof" is mathematical blasphemy of the highest order! It starts with the visual trick that rotating 6 gives you 9 (true in typography, catastrophic in math), then smuggles in the equivalence between 180° and π radians (which is correct) to create a delightfully flawed equation. The fatal logical leap is treating rotation as addition. Engineers might round π to 3 when building a shed, but this "proof" would make mathematicians spontaneously combust. It's like claiming you can turn water into wine by writing "H₂O" and then erasing it to write "wine" instead. The smug "QED" at the end is the mathematical equivalent of dropping the mic after telling a terrible dad joke. Pure genius in its wrongness!

When Quantum Attraction Is Mathematically Proven

When Quantum Attraction Is Mathematically Proven
Nothing says "true love" like two nerds discovering they both speak fluent physics Latin. The acronym "QED" (Quod Erat Demonstrandum) is what mathematicians write after proving something obvious—like the attraction between these two. It's the academic equivalent of dropping the mic after winning an argument. Quantum Electrodynamics is just fancy talk for "how light and matter interact," but in this context, it's clearly code for "I'm interested in how we might interact." The ultimate physics pickup line that actually worked. Somewhere, Richard Feynman is slow-clapping.

Proof That 1 = 0 (It's Legit)

Proof That 1 = 0 (It's Legit)
The mathematical equivalent of saying "I'm not lying" while your pants are literally on fire! This "proof" commits the cardinal sin of mathematical sleight-of-hand by claiming √1 = ±1, which is... not how square roots work in standard mathematics. The principal square root is always positive, so √1 = 1, not ±1. Then there's that magical moment where they conveniently pick + for one term and - for another. That's like ordering both diet and regular soda to cancel out the calories. The final "QED get rekt" is the mathematical equivalent of dropping the mic after proving absolutely nothing. This is what happens when you divide by zero in your personality development.

Proof Of All Proofs 🤌

Proof Of All Proofs 🤌
This mathematical masterpiece is what happens when you let engineers do math proofs after pulling an all-nighter! Starting with the completely "accurate" equation e = π = √g = 3, it proceeds through a series of increasingly ridiculous logical leaps to prove that π = 69 (and as a bonus lemma, π = 420). The beauty lies in how it parodies actual mathematical proofs with formal-sounding language while committing mathematical sins that would make your calculus professor spontaneously combust. From declaring that 9 = 10 to the circular reasoning proving 3 = n for any number, it's basically mathematical blasphemy wrapped in academic language. That final "QED" with expletives is the chef's kiss on this mathematical abomination. Pure genius for anyone who's ever suffered through writing rigorous proofs at 3 AM while questioning their life choices!

Mathematician Destroys Physics With One Simple Proof

Mathematician Destroys Physics With One Simple Proof
This is peak mathematical savagery! While physicists spend decades wrestling with quantum gravity theories, mathematicians swoop in with a brutal proof by contradiction. Gravitons (theoretical particles that carry gravitational force) can't escape black holes due to their intense gravity... so by mathematical logic, they must not exist at all! Case closed with a smug Q.E.D. It's like watching someone solve the hardest puzzle in physics by simply declaring "the puzzle pieces don't fit, therefore the puzzle doesn't exist." Pure mathematical mic drop moment.

Based On That Stupid Grok 3 Proof

Based On That Stupid Grok 3 Proof
Mathematicians spotting a pattern after checking exactly 5 examples and declaring it universal truth is peak academic energy! This "proof" hilariously shows how the number of factors in n! equals 2^(n-1), with that confident "QED" at the end like they've solved the mysteries of the universe. The title mocks Grok 3's similar approach to mathematical proofs - finding a pattern and immediately declaring victory without rigorous verification. Real mathematicians are currently having heart palpitations looking at this. The beauty is that this particular pattern actually does hold, but the methodology would make Euclid roll in his grave!

Loophole Level: Expert

Loophole Level: Expert
The mathematical equivalent of faking your own death. Multiplying both sides by zero is the nuclear option that turns any complex equation into "0 = 0" — technically true but utterly useless. It's like erasing all evidence of your mathematical crimes and walking away whistling. Every math professor has that one student who thinks they're being clever with this trick, not realizing we invented it back when chalk was considered cutting-edge technology. QED: Quite Easily Destroyed (your professor's will to live).

When Abbreviations Collide: A Scientific Love Story

When Abbreviations Collide: A Scientific Love Story
The ultimate physics pickup line just dropped! This meme perfectly captures that moment when two nerds realize they speak the same language. At first glance, they're both into "QED" - but the reveal shows they're actually vibing on a deeper level. He's into Quantum ElectroDynamics (the theory describing how light and matter interact), while she's thinking in Latin: Quod Erat Demonstrandum ("which was to be demonstrated" - how mathematicians mic-drop after proving theorems). It's basically the STEM version of finishing each other's sentences! Nothing says "intellectual chemistry" like discovering your abbreviations mean completely different nerdy things but somehow still work perfectly together.

The Magical Square Of False Confidence

The Magical Square Of False Confidence
Drawing that little square at the end of a mathematical proof is like slapping a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on a burning building! The square (or QED symbol) is supposed to signify "thus it is demonstrated," but in reality it's often more like "please don't check my work too carefully." Nothing beats the rush of confidently scribbling that tiny square after 3 pages of absolute mathematical gibberish. Bonus points if you write it with such force that you tear through the paper! The universal symbol for "I have no idea what I just did but I'm pretending I do!"

What They Expect When They Say "Show Your Work"

What They Expect When They Say "Show Your Work"
Ever calculated -1 × 8 and ended up writing a mathematical odyssey that would make Einstein question his life choices? 😂 This is what happens when your math teacher says "show ALL your work" and you take it personally! The solution starts with a simple multiplication and then spirals into matrix rotations, infinite series, and summations that would give even Euler a headache. The best part? After this mathematical roller coaster through fractions, matrices, infinity, and series summation, we arrive at... drumroll please... -8! The same answer you'd get by just multiplying the numbers directly in 2 seconds! Next time your professor asks for detailed work, just attach this and watch them question their career choices!

When Mathematical Confidence Exceeds Mathematical Competence

When Mathematical Confidence Exceeds Mathematical Competence
The face of mathematical delusion! This meme pokes fun at amateur mathematicians on r/numbertheory who think they've disproven Fermat's Last Theorem with a wildly incorrect assumption. For context, Fermat's Last Theorem (which took over 350 years to prove) states that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy a n + b n = c n for any integer n > 2. The "Q.E.D." at the bottom (Latin for "that which was to be demonstrated") is the cherry on top - the universal symbol mathematicians use after completing a proof. It's basically the mathematical equivalent of dropping the mic while being completely wrong! The confidence-to-competence ratio is off the charts here!

It's Trivial: The Lazy Mathematician's Guide To Proofs

It's Trivial: The Lazy Mathematician's Guide To Proofs
The most elegant mathematical proof you'll ever see! This masterpiece of academic rigor uses the sophisticated technique known as "proof by 'this is lame'" – a method taught in absolutely zero respectable universities. For the uninitiated, this is poking fun at mathematical proofs by contradiction, where mathematicians assume the opposite of what they want to prove, then show it leads to nonsense. But instead of finding an actual contradiction, our brilliant mathematician just declares "This is lame" and drops the mic with "Q.E.D." (Latin for "thus it has been demonstrated"). Next semester: Proving Fermat's Last Theorem because "it would be really cool if it were true."