Just One More Collider Bro

Particle physicists are basically that friend who swears they'll find the meaning of life if you just spot them $22 billion for a giant underground ring! 😂 The meme perfectly captures how scientists keep promising groundbreaking discoveries (like solving dark matter!) if we just build ONE MORE collider—each bigger than the last. The image shows the current 27km Large Hadron Collider (LHC) compared to the proposed 100km Future Circular Collider, which is basically the physics community's version of "trust me, this time it'll work!" The desperate "bro please" energy is what makes this hilarious—because deep down, we all know they'll find something cool and then immediately start planning an even BIGGER machine!