I'm Tired Of Only Being Able To Think In Three Directions

When your appliance uses 68 watts: 😒 When it uses 68 kilowatt-hours per 1000 hours (which is still 68 watts): 🧐✨ Nothing captures the essence of energy-conscious consumerism quite like being fooled by unit conversion trickery. The same power consumption suddenly feels sophisticated when expressed in a more complex unit. It's like ordering "dihydrogen monoxide with frozen crystalline structures" instead of "ice water" and feeling fancy about it.

Someone just "proved" we live in an AI simulation by starting with Einstein's E=mc² and adding AI to it, then proceeding through a dazzling maze of unrelated physics equations until—surprise!—everything cancels out except E=AI. This is like saying "I can prove chocolate causes happiness" and then writing H=mc² + C, where H is happiness and C is chocolate, followed by 12 steps of random calculus until you get H=C. The best part? That final "What" at the bottom perfectly captures how actual physicists feel seeing Maxwell's equations being tortured into confessing to crimes they didn't commit.

This meme brilliantly marries neuroscience with quantum physics in the most chaotic way possible. Bipolar disorder gets a quantum upgrade to "Schrödinger's mood" – where you exist in a superposition of emotional states until someone asks "how are you?" and forces your wave function to collapse into either "I'm fine" or "everything is terrible." It's the perfect description for those days when you're simultaneously writing a breakthrough paper while your coffee sits cold and you haven't changed clothes in 72 hours. The universe may be expanding, but your deadline is contracting faster than a neutron star.

Just your typical radioactive decay enthusiast, waiting around for 180 septillion years to witness tellurium-128 transform into xenon. That's commitment to the scientific method that makes grad school seem brief by comparison. The half-life of Te-128 is so absurdly long (2.2×10 24 years) that you'd have better luck watching paint dry on every surface in the universe. Twice. What's even more ridiculous is that this transformation would happen regardless of whether our curious canine friend was watching or not. Quantum mechanics doesn't care about your observation schedule.

Behold the treacherous staircase of physics enlightenment! That poor soul thinks they're just "interested in physics" - how adorably naive! Little do they know they're about to climb Mount Doom of mathematics! First comes calculus (the friendly greeter), then WHAM - differential equations punch you in the face! Probability and statistics are waiting to trip you when you're already dizzy, and at the very top? BLACK HOLES! The final boss of comprehension that warps your brain into spaghetti just like they do with spacetime! MWAHAHAHA! It's the classic "I just wanted to learn about stars and now I'm crying over partial derivatives" pipeline that claims us all!

Oh look, it's Einstein's famous equation getting a modern upgrade! First we have the classic E = mc², which revolutionized physics by establishing mass-energy equivalence. But wait—someone's pointing out the glaring omission! In 2023, no equation is complete without slapping "AI" onto it. Because obviously, the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our time needs a buzzword to stay relevant in grant applications. Next week: E = mc² + AI + blockchain + quantum computing. That's how you secure funding these days, kids.