I Just Found Out Einstein Was Real

Forget Thanos—the real supervillain is the physicist who collects quantum interpretation stones like they're going out of style. Each stone represents a different way to make sense of quantum mechanics while still not understanding it. From "reality is subjective" (translation: we have no idea what's happening) to "retrocausality" (when your future self messes with your past experiments), this cosmic gauntlet lets you bend physics to your will without ever having to admit you're just as confused as everyone else. The Copenhagen interpretation never stood a chance against this kind of theoretical firepower.

Finally, a ghost who understands fluid dynamics! The poor little specter is just trying to scare someone, but instead gets a physics lesson. In the real world, air resistance creates pressure differentials that would absolutely affect a ghost's "Boo!" velocity. The stick figure's sudden terror comes not from supernatural fright but from realizing they're talking to someone who ignores basic aerodynamic principles! The ultimate horror for any physicist isn't ghosts—it's simplified models that neglect friction!

That's not a pétanque ball, my sweet summer child—that's a plutonium core from a nuclear weapon! The innocent "this ball seems to have a little more mass" is the understatement of the century. Like bringing a thermonuclear device to a bocce match! The bottom panel perfectly captures the horror of nuclear physicists watching casual players about to create a mushroom cloud where their picnic used to be. Remember kids, if your sports equipment weighs several kilograms and glows slightly, maybe check with your local Department of Energy before the neighborhood tournament!

Behold! The eternal mathematical paradox in physical form! This DIY contraption is the perfect metaphor for trying to sneak division by zero into your calculations. You've got a homemade perpetual motion machine that's about as functional as claiming 5÷0=unicorns. The LED light and spinning mechanism are just sitting there, ready to break the laws of physics—much like how division by zero breaks the laws of mathematics! It's that moment when your professor asks "show your work" and you've constructed an elaborate device to distract from the mathematical heresy hiding in your equations. Mathematical sleight of hand at its finest!

The medieval alchemist vs. modern physicist showdown is pure gold (pun intended)! While basic chemistry says "no way" to transmuting lead into gold, particle physicists are like "hold my accelerator." The meme brilliantly contrasts Dalton's outdated atomic theory with modern nuclear physics, where we can actually transform lead (²⁰⁸Pb) into gold (²⁰³Au) through nuclear reactions—you just need a casual Large Hadron Collider, no big deal. The bell curve shows most people stuck in the middle with average understanding, while both the blissfully ignorant and the quantum physics nerds arrive at the same conclusion for wildly different reasons. Medieval alchemists were right for the wrong reasons!

Einstein's having a cosmic facepalm right now. The paradox of light—massless yet somehow bending around massive objects—is the ultimate physics riddle that breaks introductory science brains. According to general relativity, it's not that gravity directly pulls on light, but rather that massive objects warp spacetime itself, creating cosmic waterslides that photons have no choice but to surf down. It's like telling someone "I'm not touching you" while bending the very fabric of reality around them. Next-level passive-aggressive universe behavior.