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The engineering hierarchy in its natural habitat. Mechanical and aerospace engineers pretending civil engineers don't exist, while simultaneously terrorizing them with Newton's Second Law. F=ma≠0 is apparently the engineering equivalent of showing a horror movie to a toddler. Meanwhile, civil engineers are just trying to build bridges without getting bullied about their fear of moving objects. Classic STEM food chain dynamics.

String theorists casually walking away from explosions while their careers hang in the balance. Top panel: the 1990s glory days with AdS background—fancy math, unlimited funding, cool sunglasses. Bottom panel: current reality—reduced to experimenting on rats while desperately seeking experimental evidence. Twenty years later, still zero observable predictions, but hey, at least the equations look pretty.

The perfect electrical pun doesn't exi-- Oh wait, there it is! This dad joke operates on both parental discipline and electrical engineering principles. When you "ground" someone in electrical terms, you're creating a safe path for current to flow to earth. When you ground a child, you're restricting their activities until they behave. The commenter brilliantly connected these concepts with "conducts himself properly" – because conductivity is how electricity flows through materials. Honestly, this is the kind of wordplay that would make Tesla and Edison temporarily stop feuding just to share an eye-roll.

The ultimate math pickup line doesn't exi— Pythagoras here is taking his triangle obsession to the next level! The man who gave us a² + b² = c² apparently had a geometric love language. Vector resolution might seem boring to some, but when you're the founder of a mathematical cult that worshipped numbers and banned beans (yes, that actually happened), triangles become your entire personality. This meme brilliantly combines the modern "everything is X when you love X" format with ancient Greek mathematics. Pythagoras is basically the original geometry influencer, holding that triangle like it's the hottest NFT of 570 BCE.

This is mathematical terrorism at its finest! The top equation shows the sum of all positive integers (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+...) which is famously divergent and equals infinity. But then—BOOM—the result claims it equals -1/12! The punchline? This is actually a legitimate result in advanced mathematics! Through some mind-bending analytical continuation in string theory and quantum physics, mathematicians can assign the value -1/12 to this infinite sum. It's like telling someone 2+2=5 and then proving it with equations that would make your calculator cry. The "10 Pranks That Went Too Far" caption is perfect because this feels like mathematics is literally pranking our brains. Your high school math teacher would need therapy after seeing this!

Quantum physics professors explaining spin be like: "It's simple! Just imagine something that's completely unlike anything you've ever experienced!" Particle spin is that magical quantum property where physicists named something after a familiar concept, then immediately clarified that it's absolutely nothing like that concept. It's not actually spinning, doesn't behave like spinning, but hey, let's call it "spin" anyway because physics wasn't confusing enough already! No wonder students leave quantum mechanics lectures looking like that bottom LEGO face. Schrödinger's cat is simultaneously alive, dead, and completely done with this nonsense.