Someone just committed the mathematical equivalent of a war crime here! They've somehow "proven" that the Pythagorean theorem (a² + b² = c²) equals Einstein's mass-energy equivalence (E = mc²).
The "proof" involves some truly spectacular mathematical gymnastics - substituting c² with E/m and then rearranging to get a² + b² = E/m. This is like claiming apples equal oranges because you can draw both as circles.
Physics departments worldwide just felt a disturbance in the force. Einstein isn't just rolling in his grave - he's probably achieving relativistic speeds.