I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

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I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

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Popular Mechanics has officially jumped the shark with their groundbreaking report on interdimensional travel. "Scientists Are Pretty Sure They Found a Portal to the Fifth Dimension" - followed by "It's probably in this weird particle." Sure, and my coffee mug contains a wormhole to Andromeda. Theoretical physics has been reduced to clickbait headlines from December 2024 that haven't even happened yet. The only fifth dimension I'm interested in is the band that sang "Age of Aquarius." At this point, Professor Farnsworth's sentiment about not wanting to live on this planet makes perfect sense - especially when our scientific journalism has devolved into "weird particles" and portals conveniently located in the woods like some discount IKEA furniture.

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