The cephalopod soap opera continues! While we're over here struggling to remember where we put our keys, octopuses are out there throwing hands at fish because they're feeling petty, hitching Uber rides on jellyfish, seeking cuddles while high, and apparently giving their arms independent thinking privileges. Evolution really said "let's make this one extra" and went all out. The next study will probably reveal they've been secretly running cryptocurrency exchanges in coral reefs. No wonder scientists studying them just write down "WTF" in their notebooks and call it a day.