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Invent A Portal First

Invent A Portal First
Physics students thinking they've outsmarted the universe with their "brilliant" perpetual motion machine, only to get smacked by the laws of thermodynamics. The meme shows the classic "portal perpetual motion" thought experiment where water flows through one portal, falls through another, powers a turbine, and supposedly creates infinite energy. Spoiler alert: The Second Law of Thermodynamics is sitting in the corner, laughing hysterically at your "genius" plan. Energy can't be created or destroyed, but dreams of free electricity certainly can be!

Efficient Use Of Portals

Efficient Use Of Portals
The eternal quest for perpetual motion strikes again! This diagram shows someone's brilliant "hack" for infinite energy: create two portals, drop water through the top one, catch it in the bottom one, and use the endless waterfall to power a wheel generator. Classic thermodynamics violation packaged as galaxy-brain innovation. The reply perfectly demolishes the fantasy by pointing out the obvious energy cost of maintaining interdimensional portals would vastly exceed any hydroelectric output. Physics 101: There's no such thing as a free lunch—especially when you're ordering from the space-time continuum menu. And that final comment? "Then we put two wheels" is peak problem-solving delusion. Sure, why stop at breaking one law of thermodynamics when you can break it twice as efficiently?

I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
Popular Mechanics has officially jumped the shark with their groundbreaking report on interdimensional travel. "Scientists Are Pretty Sure They Found a Portal to the Fifth Dimension" - followed by "It's probably in this weird particle." Sure, and my coffee mug contains a wormhole to Andromeda. Theoretical physics has been reduced to clickbait headlines from December 2024 that haven't even happened yet. The only fifth dimension I'm interested in is the band that sang "Age of Aquarius." At this point, Professor Farnsworth's sentiment about not wanting to live on this planet makes perfect sense - especially when our scientific journalism has devolved into "weird particles" and portals conveniently located in the woods like some discount IKEA furniture.

Portal-Powered Perpetual Motion: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick

Portal-Powered Perpetual Motion: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick
Thermodynamics police, open up! This "infinite energy" scheme is basically the physics equivalent of trying to lift yourself up by your own bootstraps. The meme shows a perpetual motion machine that violates conservation of energy by creating an endless water cycle through portals, then harvesting the falling water's energy with a wheel generator. Here's the problem: energy can't be created or destroyed (First Law of Thermodynamics), and systems always lose energy to entropy (Second Law). Even if portal technology existed, you'd need more energy to maintain the portals than you'd get from the falling water. It's like trying to charge your phone by plugging it into itself. The troll face says it all - this is precisely the kind of "genius solution" that makes physicists wake up in cold sweats.