Someone just discovered EVAPORATION, folks! *wild scientist hair flip*
This poor soul thinks they've uncovered a conspiracy when they've actually stumbled upon basic phase transitions that 5th graders learn about. The water didn't mysteriously vanish—it just yeeted itself into the atmosphere! 💨
Next breakthrough from this genius: "I put ice cubes in my drink and they DISAPPEARED. Is the government hiding tiny ice-eating nanobots in our beverages?!" 🧊👀