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Ancient Genius Meets Modern Ignorance
Earth-science Astronomy Science
1 day ago 18.2K views 0 shares
Ancient Genius Meets Modern Ignorance
Imagine figuring out the Earth is round with just sticks and shadows, and then 2200 years later, people with satellites and GPS are like "nah, it's flat." Poor Eratosthenes is rolling in his ancient Greek grave so fast he could power Alexandria for a century. The man calculated Earth's circumference to within 10% accuracy using basically the ancient equivalent of a sundial and some math, while modern flat-earthers ignore literal pictures of our planet from space. If scientific regression were an Olympic sport, we'd have gold medalists everywhere.

Conspiracy Theory Crossover Event
Conspiracy Science
6 days ago 17.6K views 0 shares
Conspiracy Theory Crossover Event
The perfect sibling revenge doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! Nothing says "I love you but you're ridiculous" quite like combining two conspiracy theories into one absurd bumper sticker. It's like creating a conspiracy theory singularity that might just make your brother's head explode from cognitive dissonance. The beauty is in the simplicity - anyone seeing this will either think he's gone full tinfoil hat or that he's being brilliantly satirical. Either way, his credibility is flatter than his perceived Earth.

Ancient Aliens vs. Human Ingenuity
Engineering Conspiracy
6 days ago 21.6K views 0 shares
Ancient Aliens vs. Human Ingenuity
Behold the eternal human dilemma: either acknowledge our ancestors' incredible engineering skills or just blame extraterrestrials! 👽 The top image shows ancient Egyptians hauling massive stone blocks with primitive tools and pure human determination. Their motivation? "This is tough, but we will be remembered by people forever." Fast forward thousands of years, and tourists are staring at these architectural marvels with the profound conclusion: "Made by aliens." It's way easier to credit aliens than to accept that humans figured out complex pulley systems, ramps, and leverage principles without YouTube tutorials! Next time someone says "aliens built the pyramids," remind them that humans have always been engineering geniuses—we just didn't have TikTok to document the process!

The Two Faces Of Historical Fascination
Academia Psychology
7 days ago 12.1K views 0 shares
The Two Faces Of Historical Fascination
The duality of historical enthusiasm captured perfectly! Forced to memorize dates and battles? Instant narcolepsy. But dive into history as a personal interest and suddenly you're constructing elaborate conspiracy boards with red string connecting JFK to ancient aliens. The transformation from "please don't call on me" to "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BYZANTINE-SASSANID WARS" happens frighteningly fast. It's not the subject—it's the freedom to obsess over the weird parts nobody puts on the test!

Beans Are Not Triangular. Coincidence? I Think Not!
Math Scientists Science
7 days ago 12.1K views 0 shares
Beans Are Not Triangular. Coincidence? I Think Not!
Everyone thinks Pythagoras was just the triangle guy, but he was actually running a FULL-ON MATH CULT! The top image shows how most people see him—surrounded by fancy equations and theorems. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals his true form: a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist connecting red strings on a crazy wall! Fun fact: Pythagoras and his followers were OBSESSED with beans! They literally believed beans contained the souls of the dead and refused to eat them. So when someone says "Beans aren't triangular," they're nodding to his bizarre bean prohibition while his geometry theorems live on forever. Math class never mentions the bean thing, huh?

Who Was It... Time Travelers?
Conspiracy Science Paranormal Astronomy
20 days ago 21.1K views 0 shares
Who Was It... Time Travelers?
The ultimate scientific showdown! A headline claims human DNA was found in a 2-billion-year-old meteorite, and everyone's losing their minds. Regular folks are shocked ("WAIT!!!"), conspiracy theorists are smugly vindicated ("TOLD YOU SO"), scientists are rolling their eyes ("ACKSHUALLY..."), and the alleged time-traveling human culprit is just awkwardly standing there like "whoops, my bad." 🚀 Fun fact: Earth's oldest rocks are only about 4 billion years old, and humans have existed for roughly 300,000 years. So finding human DNA in something twice as old as Earth's oldest rocks would indeed break science as we know it! Either that or someone needs to learn proper lab contamination protocols... 👨‍🔬

It Was Just An Asteroid All Along
Astronomy Universe Conspiracy Paranormal
22 days ago 14.1K views 0 shares
It Was Just An Asteroid All Along
Turns out extraterrestrial invasion plans get derailed by basic astronomy knowledge. The alien's whole "destroy Earth to prevent human expansion" strategy falls apart when our astronaut points out they're worried about... a random space rock. Classic cosmic miscommunication. Their advanced civilization traveled light years with death rays but skipped the "Astronomy 101" course. Guess even aliens cut corners on their homework.

The Only Even Prime: Math's Greatest Conspiracy
Math Science
1 month ago 30.1K views 0 shares
The Only Even Prime: Math's Greatest Conspiracy
This is mathematical conspiracy theory at its finest! The meme plays with a fascinating mathematical oddity - while 2 is definitely an even number (divisible by 2), it's also the only even prime number. And thanks to Goldbach's Conjecture, every other even number can be written as the sum of two primes... except poor little 2! It's like finding out your favorite math teacher has been hiding a secret identity. Next thing you'll tell me is that zero isn't really a number but just a concept. *Puts on tinfoil hat made of graph paper*

Mark My Words: Physics Would Like A Word
Conspiracy Physics Tech Science
1 month ago 15.5K views 0 shares
Mark My Words: Physics Would Like A Word
Hold up! Someone's cooking up a conspiracy theory hotter than their induction stove! 🔥 Induction cooktops actually use electromagnetic fields to heat the pan directly—no "microwaving you from the inside" involved! The science is simple: alternating current creates a magnetic field that generates heat in ferromagnetic cookware. It's actually MORE efficient and SAFER than gas stoves (which release nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide). The only thing getting cooked here is basic physics knowledge!

Further Research Is Needed
Research Science Medicine Psychology Conspiracy
1 month ago 19.0K views 0 shares
Further Research Is Needed
The comic brilliantly flips the infamous "vaccines cause autism" conspiracy theory on its head! When the character realizes autism-spectrum people are over-represented in research science, they have that mind-blowing revelation: what if it's actually autism that causes vaccines ? 🤯 It's a hilarious jab at how correlation gets confused with causation. Scientists with autism traits have contributed enormously to medical research, including vaccine development. So technically... autism HAS helped create vaccines! The punchline is genius because it uses the same flawed logic of anti-vaxxers but reversed, showing how ridiculous the original claim is. Next time someone brings up that debunked conspiracy theory, hit 'em with this reverse uno card of scientific humor!

Newton's Law: The Original Space Conspiracy
Physics Astronomy Science
1 month ago 26.6K views 0 shares
Newton's Law: The Original Space Conspiracy
The cosmic betrayal! One astronaut realizes Newton's first law (objects stay in motion unless acted upon) while the other astronaut pulls out a gun saying "Always has been..." The ultimate physics punchline delivered in the void of space! It's like Newton's been trolling us for centuries with his "laws" while secretly plotting with astronauts. Next thing you know, Einstein's gonna pop out from behind Saturn with a water balloon filled with relativity equations! 🚀

Dionyfungus Is Watching You
Biology Academia Conspiracy
1 month ago 20.1K views 0 shares
Dionyfungus Is Watching You
The secret mushroom society has infiltrated ancient Greece! This trippy masterpiece plays on the pun between "mythology" and "mycology" (the study of fungi), suggesting there's a hidden fungal dimension to Greek culture that mainstream academia is suppressing. The psychedelic mushroom-headed figures—clearly inspired by psilocybin's visual effects—hint at the theory that ancient religious experiences might have been influenced by naturally occurring psychedelics. Dionysos, the Greek god of wine and ecstasy, would totally approve of this conspiracy. The vibrant color palette is basically what happens when your research paper accidentally gets dosed with ergot alkaloids.