Conspiracy Memes

The history books have it all wrong! Newton's Second Law wasn't inspired by brilliant scientific inquiry—it came from a time-traveling mishap involving "Neiv Tonslay" (an anagram of Isaac Newton). The meme creates this hilariously impossible timeline where a man from 1666 somehow got captured by Nazis (who wouldn't exist for another 270+ years). It's like claiming Einstein discovered relativity after watching TikTok videos! The absurd historical mashup perfectly skewers those ridiculous "secret history" conspiracy theories that plague science. Next they'll tell us gravity was discovered by a cat pushing things off a table.

The only thing more questionable than this email thread is the application of the Ideal Gas Law! Someone's trying to explain why exhaust pressure doesn't change despite compression (PV=nRT), while completely ignoring that exhaust systems aren't closed systems. The real conspiracy here isn't on that island—it's against thermodynamics! Nothing says "I definitely understand science" like confidently discussing gas laws in suspicious emails with redacted recipients. Next up in the files: why perpetual motion machines are "totally possible" and "the government is hiding it."

Looks like someone's trying to explain away Hummer exhaust sounds with PV=nRT! Nothing says "totally innocent email" like discussing the ideal gas law in relation to vehicle exhausts. The best part? "If the pressure of the exhaust gas doesn't change (air compression, PV=nRT) how could it matter? It's all metal." Clearly someone skipped thermodynamics class while busy with... other activities. Turns out physics can't save you from suspicious email chains any more than "attorney-client privilege" can. Next time you're crafting a cover story, maybe pick something less transparent than gas laws!

The eternal battle between nuclear energy doomers and scientific consensus! On the left, we have the panicked conspiracy theorist convinced we're all one uranium rod away from growing a third arm. Meanwhile, actual scientific data from organizations like the UN shows minimal public health impacts from incidents like Fukushima. The crying wojak perfectly captures that special brand of nuclear anxiety that ignores how coal plants casually release more radiation than nuclear facilities during normal operation. But hey, who needs peer-reviewed studies when you can have spectacular movie monsters? The title "But What About Godzilla?" is *chef's kiss* - because clearly that's the next logical argument in this debate.