Conspiracy Memes

Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it! Someone finally found the mythical "edge of the world" that flat-earthers have been searching for—it's just a cloud that vaguely resembles the edge of a desk globe! Next up: discovering that mountains are actually just giant mole hills and oceans are God's spilled blue Gatorade. The beautiful irony here is using a picture of a globe (you know, that spherical representation of our very round planet) to highlight the supposed "edge." It's like trying to disprove the existence of birds by posting a picture of a bird. The scientific method weeps silently in the corner.

Behold! The ultimate flat-earther fantasy world where the Pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, and Lady Liberty all hang out like neighbors at a cosmic block party! This photoshopped skyline mashes famous landmarks from different continents into one impossible view—exactly what you'd expect if Earth were just a flat disc with monuments sprinkled around like decorations in a video game. It's basically what would happen if our planet's geography worked like The Sims and some celestial being just dragged and dropped landmarks wherever they felt like it! Next update: the Eiffel Tower right next to the Great Wall of China, because why not?

The ultimate geographic fever dream! This masterpiece shows what happens when you reject spherical Earth and embrace pancake cosmology. Somehow, flat earthers believe you can see the Egyptian pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and downtown Dubai all from your backyard patio. Because apparently light bends to the whims of conspiracy theories rather than physics. The irony is delicious - if Earth were actually flat, you would see all landmarks from everywhere (assuming your eyesight rivaled the Hubble telescope). Instead, that pesky curvature means I can't even see my neighbor's garden gnome from two blocks away.

The conspiracy theorist's logic is truly something to behold. "The moon landing was faked with CGI!" they proclaim, while showing a blurry video game character that looks like it was rendered on a potato. Apparently NASA had access to technology from the future, then deliberately downgraded it to look terrible? If they had CGI this advanced in 1969, we'd all be living in The Matrix by now. Next they'll tell us the Earth is flat because they can't see a curve from their basement window.

Conspiracy theorists: "The moon landing was staged!" Engineers who designed multi-stage rockets: "Yes, that's literally how orbital mechanics works. We stage the rockets to shed mass and increase efficiency. It's basic Tsiolkovsky rocket equation stuff. Did you think we'd just... point a single tube at the moon and hope for the best?"

The ultimate betrayal! LEGO just dropped a gorgeous spherical Earth model, and flat-Earthers everywhere are experiencing an existential crisis. Imagine spending years arguing the Earth is a cosmic frisbee, only for your favorite childhood toy to join the "globe agenda." That look of pure disappointment says it all - when your brick-building happy place suddenly becomes part of the spherical conspiracy! The irony is delicious - can't even escape reality in the LEGO aisle anymore!

Forget Google Earth – this is Photoshop Earth! The meme brilliantly mocks flat Earth believers by showing what they must think the world looks like: a bizarre panorama where the Egyptian pyramids, the Statue of Liberty, and the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings are all visible from one spot! It's geography on shuffle mode! If Earth were actually flat, you'd need some seriously powerful binoculars to spot the Statue of Liberty from Cairo. The curvature of our spherical planet is precisely why we can't see famous landmarks from thousands of miles away – unless you're a flat-earther with this magical view! The title "I Am Sure They Call Each Sides Of The Earth Heads & Tails" adds another layer of humor – as if our planet were just a cosmic coin flip! Next up: flat-earthers discovering that Australia isn't actually "down under," it's just on the other side of the space quarter!

Fascinating. Someone who thinks the absence of atmospheric light scattering is evidence of a film studio. Next they'll tell us astronauts float because they're hanging from invisible strings. The irony is that without an atmosphere to scatter light, you'd expect exactly what we see - a bright sun against a black backdrop. But sure, NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing and he insisted on shooting on location.