Finally, the flat vs. round Earth debate can be put to rest. Turns out we've been living in an electron configuration this whole time. The meme cleverly depicts Earth as atomic orbitals (1s, 2p, 3d), mimicking those diagrams from your quantum mechanics textbook that you definitely understood.
For the uninitiated, these shapes represent electron probability distributions in atoms - where electrons might be found around a nucleus. So technically, we don't live on Earth; we live in a probability cloud of Earth-ness. Explains why I can never find my keys.
Next up: theoretical physicists confirm your missing socks exist in a superposition of states until observed in the dryer.