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I Failed My General Relativity Class

I Failed My General Relativity Class
The meme shows a beautiful physics train wreck in action! It starts with legitimate general relativity concepts (geodesics being the paths objects follow in curved spacetime) but then derails spectacularly into flat Earth nonsense. The character begins by correctly explaining that geodesics are straight lines in spacetime and that objects follow these paths. He even correctly notes that objects moving fast enough can orbit a planet. But then comes the hilarious logical collapse - suddenly claiming Earth's surface is a straight line and therefore the Earth must be flat! It's like watching someone solve a complex equation perfectly until the very last step where they divide by zero and proudly declare "therefore, unicorns exist!" Einstein would be facepalming so hard right now.

Imagine Being A Flat Earther Living In Australia...

Imagine Being A Flat Earther Living In Australia...
Apparently, 25 million Australians are all method actors who've mastered walking upside-down while pretending gravity works normally. NASA's budget must be astronomical to afford those salaries! Next they'll claim kangaroos are just dogs in costumes and the Great Barrier Reef is painted styrofoam. The mental gymnastics required to believe the Earth is flat while explaining away an entire continent would win gold at the Conspiracy Olympics.

When Physics Takes A Vacation

When Physics Takes A Vacation
Someone skipped their physics classes! The commenter's "gotcha" question about planes reaching destinations despite Earth spinning faster is pure comedy gold. If Earth's rotation affected planes like that, we'd all be yeeting off into space at 1,000mph! 🚀 News flash: planes AND their passengers AND the air they fly through are ALL part of Earth's reference frame. It's like asking why you don't slam into the back wall when walking toward the front of a train - because you're already moving WITH the train! The facepalm is strong with this one. Next up: why don't birds get left behind when Earth spins? *maniacal scientist cackle*

The Future We Imagined Vs. The Arguments We Got

The Future We Imagined Vs. The Arguments We Got
Remember when we thought 2025 would be all flying cars and robot butlers? Instead we're still explaining that the Earth is round to people screaming "SOURCE?" at basic scientific facts! 🌎 The contrast between our childhood sci-fi dreams and the reality of defending 2000+ year old knowledge is painfully hilarious. Eratosthenes calculated Earth's circumference in 240 BCE with a stick and shadow, but somehow we've regressed to demanding YouTube links as proof!

Only Good For The Goose

Only Good For The Goose
MUAHAHA! The cosmic joke of the century! Flat Earthers getting all smug because cosmologists describe the universe as "flat" - but they're missing the dimensional plot twist! In cosmology, "flat" means the geometry of spacetime follows Euclidean principles on a cosmic scale - not that Earth is a frisbee floating through space! It's like claiming you're a submarine expert because you once took a bath! The universe's flatness refers to its curvature and expansion properties, not its physical shape. Imagine their faces when they discover they've been celebrating a mathematical concept that actually PROVES Earth is a sphere in a curved spacetime! *adjusts wild scientist hair* SCIENCE WINS AGAIN!

Hot Dog Earth Is Real

Hot Dog Earth Is Real
First we had spherical Earth. Then the flat-Earthers came along. Now we've reached peak scientific conspiracy evolution: Hot Dog Earth. Finally, a theory that explains why global warming is happening—we're literally being cooked on a cosmic grill. The curvature is there, just... elongated. Geologists are now studying "condiment tectonics" and debating whether ketchup or mustard belongs on the continental crust. Next week: Pretzel Earth.

Sorry I Just Had To Debunk This Flat Theory

Sorry I Just Had To Debunk This Flat Theory
The image shows a photoshopped horizon with famous landmarks from around the world—the Statue of Liberty, Eiffel Tower, Egyptian pyramids, and skyscrapers—all visible in one impossible view. This is poking fun at flat Earth believers who can't explain why we can't see across continents if the Earth is supposedly flat! In reality, the Earth's curvature prevents us from seeing beyond about 3 miles at sea level. The meme creator basically said "Sorry I Just Had To" troll the flat-Earthers with some visual evidence that would exist in their reality but somehow doesn't. Checkmate, conspiracy theorists! Your move, Flat Earth Society—explain why I need a plane ticket to see the pyramids when they should be visible from my backyard with a good pair of binoculars!

Eclipse Of Flat Earth

Eclipse Of Flat Earth
Someone clearly failed Astronomy 101. That's the moon with a horizontal line across it, not a solar eclipse. The irony is exquisite - calling a full moon a solar eclipse while inadvertently creating the perfect visual metaphor for how flat Earth believers see reality: with an artificial line through it. Nature's own peer review of pseudoscience.

I See Your Flat Earth Theory And Raise You My Möbius Strip Earth Theory

I See Your Flat Earth Theory And Raise You My Möbius Strip Earth Theory
Taking conspiracy theories to a whole new dimension! A Möbius strip Earth would be the ultimate geographical mindbender - one continuous surface where if you travel far enough in any direction, you'd end up on the opposite side but upside down. Imagine the airport chaos! "Sorry, your flight to Australia has been redirected to Norway's underside." The best part? We'd only need to mow one side of the planet. Think of the savings on lawn care alone! For the topologically curious: a Möbius strip is created by taking a strip of paper, giving it a half-twist, and joining the ends. It has the mathematical property of being non-orientable with only one side and one boundary. Unlike flat-earthers who just removed a dimension, this theory adds a twisted one!

Checkmate Nerds: The Flat Death Star Society

Checkmate Nerds: The Flat Death Star Society
Behold! The ultimate galactic gotcha! The Death Star—that moon-sized planet-obliterator from Star Wars—is shown here challenging the very notion of planetary curvature! 🌑 It's brilliantly merging two conspiracy worlds: flat-earthers (who refuse to accept our planet's spherical nature despite *waves hands frantically* ALL THE EVIDENCE) and sci-fi fandom. The "Flat Death Star Society" is the intergalactic cousin of our own flat earth believers! Even in a galaxy far, far away, there's apparently no escape from pseudoscience! Next up: Stormtroopers arguing that blaster shots cause autism. *maniacal scientist cackle*

Capitalism: The Ultimate Flat Earth Debunker

Capitalism: The Ultimate Flat Earth Debunker
Capitalism defeats conspiracy theories! Someone brilliantly "deprogrammed" their flat-earther friend with the simplest logic ever: if Earth really had an edge, wouldn't greedy entrepreneurs be charging tourists to see it by now? 🌍💰 It's the perfect argument because it uses something flat-earthers trust more than science - capitalism's relentless pursuit of profit! The fact that no "Edge of the World Theme Park" exists is more convincing than all the satellite photos in the world. Pure genius! 🚀

Beautiful Lunar Eclipse From Our Flat Earth

Beautiful Lunar Eclipse From Our Flat Earth
The perfect collision of scientific illiteracy and Photoshop skills! What we're seeing here isn't a lunar eclipse at all—it's just a regular full moon with a turtle shadow mysteriously projected onto it. The real punchline is the "flat Earth" reference, as if the shape of our planet would somehow affect how lunar eclipses work. For those keeping score at home: actual lunar eclipses happen when Earth casts its shadow on the moon, not when random aquatic reptiles decide to photobomb our satellite. The fact that someone could believe this is how eclipses look from a "flat Earth" perspective is why astronomy professors need therapy.