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Finally The Proof: Level Headed Science
Conspiracy Earth-science Science Physics
5 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Finally The Proof: Level Headed Science
Behold! The ultimate scientific experiment that flat-earthers have been hiding from us all along—a spirit level on dirt. Because clearly, if this 3-inch plastic tool shows a bubble in the middle, the entire 24,901-mile circumference of Earth must be flat! Next up: proving the ocean isn't wet by staying dry in your bathtub. The beauty of this "proof" is its elegant simplicity—just ignore pesky things like gravity, curvature mathematics, satellite imagery, and literally every astronaut who's ever existed. But hey, who needs centuries of scientific consensus when you've got a $2 hardware store purchase?

From Cloning Sheep To Defending Spheres
Science Scientists Astronomy Conspiracy Biology
8 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
From Cloning Sheep To Defending Spheres
The scientific progress pendulum has swung wildly! In the 90s, we had Dolly the sheep (first cloned mammal in 1996) and the Sojourner rover cruising Mars (1997) - groundbreaking achievements that expanded our understanding of genetics and space exploration! Fast forward to today, and scientists are having to repeatedly explain that the Earth isn't flat to a growing community of conspiracy theorists. The asterisks around "round" perfectly capture that exasperated tone of someone who's explained this basic fact for the thousandth time. It's the perfect encapsulation of how scientific communication sometimes feels like taking two steps forward and one giant leap backward. From cloning mammals to debating shapes we've known since ancient Greece... what a time to be alive!

Flat Is Earth: The YouTube PhD
Conspiracy Astronomy Scientists Science Earth-science
14 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Flat Is Earth: The YouTube PhD
The ultimate scientific showdown: thousands of researchers with decades of education and mountains of peer-reviewed evidence versus one dude who watched a 20-minute YouTube video. The confidence-to-knowledge ratio here is astronomical! It perfectly captures how scientific consensus gets challenged in the internet age - where suddenly everyone with WiFi becomes an expert. Next time someone tells you the Earth is flat, just remember they're probably getting their "research" from the same place they get cat videos.

The Kilogram Conundrum: Mass Confusion
Physics Science
16 days ago 3.5K views 0 shares
The Kilogram Conundrum: Mass Confusion
The eternal battle between mass and weight claims another victim! This meme brutally roasts people who think 1kg of steel weighs more than 1kg of feathers. Spoiler alert: they're BOTH 1kg! 🤦‍♂️ The bell curve shows the distribution of intelligence, with the confused souls on both ends insisting steel weighs more (despite identical mass), while the enlightened middle understands basic physics. The title refers to "point masses" (idealized objects with mass but no volume) and pokes fun at flat-earthers who believe gravity is just acceleration. Remember kids, mass is an intrinsic property - 1kg is 1kg whether it's neutron stars or cotton candy! Though I still want to see someone try to carry both and tell me which "feels" heavier... *mad scientist cackle*

One-Sided Arguments
Math Science
16 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
One-Sided Arguments
The mathematical genius in this Reddit exchange is *chef's kiss*. First commenter drops a Möbius strip reference—a surface with only one side and one boundary—to mock Flat Earthers. Then the second commenter delivers the knockout punch: "No need for arguments since we're all on the same side." Because on a Möbius strip, everyone is literally on the same side! This is topology humor that would make even my most sleep-deprived grad students chuckle during finals week.

Topologically Speaking, They're The Same Picture
Math Science
18 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Topologically Speaking, They're The Same Picture
The corporate world sees a spherical Earth versus a flat Earth as completely different images, but topologists are sitting there like "nope, same thing." In topology, shapes are considered equivalent if one can be continuously deformed into the other without tearing or gluing. So technically, a coffee mug and a donut are identical (both have one hole), and apparently so are round Earth and flat Earth! Mathematical loopholes making conspiracy theorists accidentally correct for all the wrong reasons!

The Earth Is Level-Headed
Conspiracy Earth-science Astronomy Science
19 days ago 8.3K views 0 shares
The Earth Is Level-Headed
The irony is delicious. A spirit level—the very tool used to determine if something is flat—placed atop a clearly spherical Earth model. It's like bringing a ruler to measure the circumference of a circle. The "See... The Earth is Flat" caption is the scientific equivalent of claiming you've proven water isn't wet by staying dry in the rain while holding an umbrella. Next up in conspiracy theories: gravity is just the Earth being clingy.

Telescope Privileges Revoked
Astronomy Science Universe
21 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Telescope Privileges Revoked
Two amateur astronomers are stargazing with their telescope when one keeps insisting the sky is a "firmament" – that ancient, unscientific belief that stars are fixed to a solid dome above Earth! The poor doggo is just there wondering why humans argue about space stuff instead of focusing on important things like treats and belly rubs. 😂 For the uninitiated, "firmament" comes from ancient cosmology where people believed the sky was a solid dome holding back celestial waters. Modern astronomy has moved on juuuust a bit since then! Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like threatening to take away someone's telescope privileges. That's the astronomical equivalent of "I'm turning this car around!"

When Insults Require A PhD
Physics Astronomy Universe
23 days ago 6.0K views 0 shares
When Insults Require A PhD
The playground insults of our childhood have evolved into weapons of mass intellectual destruction! The first comment weaponizes Einstein's theory of general relativity, where massive objects can literally bend light around them—creating a "lens" that astronomers use to observe distant galaxies. The reply delivers a geological counterstrike, implying a mass so colossal it flattened an entire planet. These aren't just burns; they're scientific supernova-level roasts that would make Neil deGrasse Tyson slow-clap in approval.

Arguing With A Flat Earther
Earth-science Science Conspiracy
24 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Arguing With A Flat Earther
The perfect demonstration of why debating flat earthers is a circular argument that goes nowhere! The moment you think you've found common ground ("I agree, the Earth is round"), they somehow manage to simultaneously believe it's both round AND flat. It's like trying to explain to your cat why they shouldn't knock things off the table - they hear you, but they've already decided physics is optional. The desperate "I meant SPHERICAL!" correction is the scientific equivalent of realizing you've stepped in quicksand - the more you struggle, the deeper you sink into absurdity.

Checkmate, Flat Earthers!
Earth-science Geology Conspiracy Science
1 month ago 4.7K views 0 shares
Checkmate, Flat Earthers!
The perfect gotcha question for flat-Earthers! If Earth were actually flat, digging a slanted hole would just send you out the bottom of the disc (hope you packed a space suit). But on our spherical planet, a perfectly angled tunnel through Earth's diameter would actually emerge on the opposite side—though you'd need to overcome that pesky molten core and crushing pressure first. The red line in the image shows the hypothetical tunnel path. Next flat Earth meeting challenge: bring a really, really long shovel and let's settle this debate once and for all!

Burger-Sized Cars And Moon-Sized Suns: A Perspective Tale
Astronomy Conspiracy Science Physics
1 month ago 8.9K views 0 shares
Burger-Sized Cars And Moon-Sized Suns: A Perspective Tale
Behold! The infamous "perspective illusion" strikes again! The top image shows someone claiming the Sun and Moon appear the same size (with a dubious biblical quote), while the bottom shows a burger "the same size" as a car when held closer to the camera. It's the perfect takedown of flat-earth "logic" using the most basic principle in optics - objects appear smaller the further away they are! The Sun is actually 400 times larger than the Moon but also 400 times farther away, creating a cosmic coincidence that makes them appear similar in our sky. Next up in conspiracy debunking: my coffee mug is the same size as my neighbor's house! *maniacal scientist cackle*