The Schrödinger equation of your relationship just got complicated! Top equation: the honeymoon phase where you only need to worry about basic kinetic and potential energy. Bottom equation: a year later when you've unlocked new relationship operators including the dreaded spin-orbit coupling term. Your relationship's quantum state went from "simple two-body problem" to "needs a supercomputer to solve." Relationships follow the Second Law of Thermodynamics—they naturally progress toward maximum complexity until someone's wavefunction collapses on the couch.
Calculate The Probability Of Collapse
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