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The meme plays on Newton's famous prism experiment where he split white light into a rainbow spectrum! Instead of just explaining optics, the joke suggests Newton "proved" going outside is gay because rainbows (often associated with LGBTQ+ pride) come from sunlight. It's a hilarious anachronistic mashup of 17th century science and modern slang. Newton would be so confused if he knew his groundbreaking work on light refraction was being used this way centuries later! 🌈

Physics homework has officially crossed into international warfare territory! That moment when you're just trying to calculate the time it takes for a bomb to fall, but suddenly you're also navigating geopolitical tensions between India and Pakistan. The cartoon character's journey from "easy" to "ehhh" perfectly captures every student's confidence evaporating mid-problem. Started with "I got this!" and ended with "Wait, do I need to account for air resistance? Is this a trick question? WHY IS THIS HOMEWORK TRYING TO START WORLD WAR III?!" For those curious physics nerds: you'd use the kinematic equation h = v₀t + ½gt², where the initial vertical velocity is zero, height is 78.4m, and g is 9.8 m/s². But the real question is whether your professor will deduct points if you don't factor in the ethical implications of bombing calculations.

That moment when your brain has been so thoroughly fried by Jackson's electrodynamics equations that you're just smiling through the existential crisis! The 2-line equation they're referencing is probably Maxwell's equations in Jackson format—notorious for making physics students question their life choices. It's like running a mental marathon while someone keeps moving the finish line! Physics students worldwide have that same traumatized grin when they hear "Jackson E&M"—part hysteria, part surrender to the electromagnetic gods!

Spider-Man's existential crisis is every physics major's 3 AM breakdown. Infinitesimals—those ridiculously tiny mathematical quantities—technically shouldn't exist in our physical reality, yet calculus works perfectly to describe real-world phenomena. It's like building a skyscraper on theoretical quicksand and somehow not sinking. The universe runs on math that shouldn't logically work, and physicists just collectively agree not to make eye contact with this problem while drinking their fifth coffee of the day.

Ever notice how we all just accept things falling down? Newton was that one kid in class who raised his hand and said "But WHY though?" while everyone else just shrugged! His curiosity about a simple falling apple led to discovering universal gravitation - basically explaining why everything in the universe pulls on everything else. Next time something obvious happens, channel your inner Newton and question it! You never know, your "duh" moment might just revolutionize science. The real galaxy brain move isn't accepting what you see - it's asking the questions nobody else bothers to ask!

The hierarchy of scientific existential dread on full display. Social scientists fretting about replication issues while physicists casually mention they can't explain 95% of the universe (dark matter and dark energy, no big deal). Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sweating nervously, hoping nobody discovers that most mathematical concepts exist purely in abstract realms humans can't even visualize. The monkey meme perfectly captures that "just keep looking away and maybe no one will notice our field is built on abstractions that make dark matter look straightforward." Pure mathematical anxiety in primate form.