Air Resistance Is Negligible

The quantum physics version of that old "two wolves inside you" metaphor. Dirac bispinors describe particles with two components - left and right-handed chirality states. Essentially, you're not having an internal struggle; you're just existing as a fundamental particle with intrinsic quantum duality. Next time someone tells you to pick a side, just tell them you're maintaining quantum superposition as nature intended.

Doraemon just discovered the Chandrasekhar limit! When enough mass collapses (about 1.4 solar masses), electron degeneracy pressure can't stop gravity's crush, and boom—black hole time! The cartoon cat's existential physics crisis is peak nerd humor. Even quantum mechanics can't answer why we're using a children's character to contemplate cosmic collapse. The universe's compression limit isn't just theoretical—it's what keeps stars from becoming infinitely dense singularities where physics breaks down completely. Next up on Doraemon's worry list: whether his pocket dimension violates conservation of mass-energy!

The mathematical equivalent of seeing Jesus in your toast! This guy's claiming to have solved the Navier-Stokes equations—one of math's million-dollar Millennium Prize Problems—while casually tweeting about it like he's sharing a breakfast recipe. The Navier-Stokes smoothness problem has stumped mathematicians for decades, but apparently all it needed was some "pancake control" and relationship advice. Next up: solving quantum gravity with a TikTok dance! What makes this extra hilarious is the perfect blend of genuine mathematical notation with completely unhinged conclusions. It's the academic equivalent of that 3AM eureka moment when you think you've discovered time travel but actually just need a sandwich and sleep.

Classical physics: "Everything follows nice, predictable rules!" *enters quantum realm* Electrons: "Watch me be in two places at once! Wheeee!" The quantum world isn't lawless—it's just governed by probability and uncertainty instead of determinism. Particles aren't "free" so much as they're following a different, weirder rulebook where they can tunnel through barriers, exist in superpositions, and generally make physicists question their sanity. Schrödinger's cat is both laughing and not laughing at this joke right now!

Excitement followed by existential dread! Marie Curie's journey from "I discovered radium!" to "Why are my fingertips glowing and my hair falling out?" is the original scientific cautionary tale. The pioneers of radiation research had no idea they were basically microwaving themselves from the inside out. Curie carried radioactive isotopes in her pocket and stored them in desk drawers—because nothing says "groundbreaking scientist" like keeping deadly elements next to your sandwich. She eventually died of aplastic anemia from radiation exposure, which is possibly the most ironic scientific death since the guy who invented the guillotine got guillotined. (That's not actually true, but it should be.)

Engineering students have evolved beyond mere social creatures. Why waste precious energy at some random house party when you can harness the neighbor's bass-boosted EDM as the perfect backdrop for calculating impedance? The sweet irony of using someone else's party as your productive study soundtrack is the ultimate power move. That dopamine hit when you solve a circuit problem to the beat drop? Unmatched by any social interaction.